Fifth Gate Now Confirmed!!!

[redshoesrock]

http://www.theonion.com/article/disney-world-opens-new-ordeal-kingdom-family-meltd-52230

 

[Miss Heinous]

But family meltdowns are a huge amount of fun to watch in the parks!

 

[FigmentPigments]

Officials say the park will have a dozen designated storm-off areas where irate visitors can go after telling their spouse or children to just shut the hell up already.

Oh, jeez. I about died!

 

[Dead2009]

“We provide the rides, games, and entertainment, and you do the rest—whether you opt to loudly belittle your spouse on the teacups ride or wait until you’re in your hotel room later that night to call your 8-year-old son an ungrateful little brat"

LOL

 

[JohnD]

This was already posted and moved to Chit Chat. Funny, though.

 

[thomas998]

“We provide the rides, games, and entertainment, and you do the rest—whether you opt to loudly belittle your spouse on the teacups ride or wait until you’re in your hotel room later that night to call your 8-year-old son an ungrateful little brat"

LOL

You know if more parents called their kids ungrateful little brats a little more often the world might actually be a better place... Most of the time I am in Disney I witness many kids acting like ungrateful little brats and the parents just allow it to happen so that when the ungrateful little brat grows up they will be adults that we will call something else that sounds like gas poles.

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Oh goodness.