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Favorite Puns from the Jungle Cruise?
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EPCOT Explorer
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coolmark18
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"Does anybody know what kinda snake this is? Here's a clue, it begins with 'P'.... Plastic, thats right"
Love that one.
Also love "Oh I wonder what will be inside this cave? Since this is Disney World, I'm gonna guess a gift shop!"
EPCOTPluto
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:roflol:
RiversideBunny
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"This river comes out in the Haunted Mansion gift shop."
ClemsonTigger
Naturally Grumpy
...didn't hear that from me...:lookaroun
...."looks like the natives have lost the key to the mens room again"
...."Don't worry, they only have Brittany Spears....
"oh no....a plane crashed...that could only mean one thing....hippo's
testtrackalumni
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I once had a skipper at the end say "If you enjoyed our adventure then my name is (insert name here) and this has been the Jungle Cruise. If not, then my name is Figment and this is all part of your imagination!
Classic!
Classic!
My new favorite is:
"Now there is a dock on the left and a dock on the right, some of you may be confused and even perplexed, but here at the Jungle Cruise we call that a Paradocks.""
Mostly because last time we rode, after this joke everyone was dead silent. So dead silent that it was very hard for me to not laugh.
"Now there is a dock on the left and a dock on the right, some of you may be confused and even perplexed, but here at the Jungle Cruise we call that a Paradocks.""
Mostly because last time we rode, after this joke everyone was dead silent. So dead silent that it was very hard for me to not laugh.
DisneyLutz
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Jungle Cruise, especially at night, has become one of our favorite attractions. I LOVE the puns and every time is different. On a recent trip the ride was a walk-on and we were waiting for a full boat before leaving the dock. We waited a few minutes to finally get a full boat but that's when the best jokes came out. The CM said to one group that came on, "We've just finished exchanging social security numbers, now it's your turn!" And the last group that came on he said, "We've been taking turns reading our credit card numbers out loud so go ahead, we're ready for yours!"
Also, my favorite is when the guys in the woods are chanting and you hear a certain phrase that doesn't belong on the Jungle Cruise. If you don't know what I'm talking about, take a backstage tour, it's totally worth it and makes me laugh everytime we ride.
Also, my favorite is when the guys in the woods are chanting and you hear a certain phrase that doesn't belong on the Jungle Cruise. If you don't know what I'm talking about, take a backstage tour, it's totally worth it and makes me laugh everytime we ride.
hack2112
Active Member
I LOVE DISCO!!! :lookaroun
Figment632
New Member
Mine is the whole backside of water spiel everytime :ROFLOL:
hack2112
Active Member
"Ladies and gentlemen, the backside of water! And over there is some water for your back side."
SirGoofy
Member
"Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you the best view on the Jungle Cruise today. The amazing, the spectacular, the 8th wonder of the world...The Backside of Water!
And the second best view on the Jungle Cruise today...the backside of Sean!"
*Turns to show backside, hilarity ensues*
And for all you JC fans out there...a new JC script is on the way!
Figment632
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wdwwdeagle
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Hooray! When?
Another great one from DLR - The guys attack from the left with spears but there's less folliage around them than WDW's. So they do the attacking and they guide says, "you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, now go think about what you've done!" At that point, the anamatronics reset and go limp, which looks remarkably like they're hanging their heads in shame. LOL!
SirGoofy
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Next week or the week after.