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No one likes Darkwing Duck?
I am the onions that stink in your eyes.
I am the switch that derails your train.
I am the jailor who throws away the keys.
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am the chill that runs up your spine.
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmare.
I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters.
I am the low point on your sine wave.
I am the grade curves that gives you an "F".
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you.
I am the water balloon that lands right on your head.
I am the plot twist in the second reel.
I am the meter on the cab of justice.
I am the flea you cannot flick.
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries.
I am the slug that slimes your beggonias.
I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor.
I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chime.
I am the hero that every culture in every world needs.
I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am.
I am the rhinestone on a jumpsuit of justice.
I am the stain that can't be rubbed out.
I am the batteries that aren't included.
I am the moth that seeks your porchlight.
I am the blown fuse that blacks you out.
I am the ham radio operator that scrambles your reception.
I am the burned out blub you cannot reach.
I am the ten dollars service charge on all returned checks.
I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swingset.
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime.
I am the zit that forms when you got a really big date.
I am the itch you cannot reach.
I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out.
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus.
I am the ingrown toenail in "paddy pumps?"
I am the fingernail that scraps the chalkboard of your soul.
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth.
I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil.
I am the check that overdraws your account.
I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy.
I am the pencil that breaks from signing too many autographs.
I am the single career man all women want to date.
I am Darkwing Duck!
Ok maby I watch too much TV
