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ACE
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Here's a few.
Weddings have become so costly that it's now the father of the bride who breaks down and weeps.
After many months of courtship, a girl dismissed her suitor with the statement that she could not think of marrying him until he had a few thousand dollars.
A few months later she met him and asked how much he had saved up.
"Thirty-five dollars," was the reply.
"Well," she said with a blush, "I guess that's close enough."
Smith: "What made you decide to put off your wedding by two days?"
Jones: "Well, you see, I figured out that my silver anniversary would come on a Saturday, and I always play golf on Saturdays."
Not too great, but clean.
:wave: ACE
Weddings have become so costly that it's now the father of the bride who breaks down and weeps.
After many months of courtship, a girl dismissed her suitor with the statement that she could not think of marrying him until he had a few thousand dollars.
A few months later she met him and asked how much he had saved up.
"Thirty-five dollars," was the reply.
"Well," she said with a blush, "I guess that's close enough."
Smith: "What made you decide to put off your wedding by two days?"
Jones: "Well, you see, I figured out that my silver anniversary would come on a Saturday, and I always play golf on Saturdays."
Not too great, but clean.
:wave: ACE
ACE
New Member
Here's a few more. Good luck!
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
A toast!
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage:
Here's to good sense of humor
--and a short memory!
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
A toast!
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage:
Here's to good sense of humor
--and a short memory!
