Then we'll package within a package. The first one goes to the assistant with a real cash tip and a message saying something like "put this on chapeks desk". The package within that one will contain the special delivery from our cat / dog made especially for him.
Come on man think outside the box!
Since he dishes out so much of it, I’m pretty sure he’s his own crap detector…..if it happens to “accidentally” get past any of his minions….