Courses That Men Think All Women Should Take in College

[DisneyFreak]

I know I may get slapped around a bit for this one but I thought it was pretty funny and I had to post it.

(NOTE: Please be aware that this in no way reflects the view of the thread starter.)


Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits
Parties: Going without new outfits
Man Management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.
Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
Bathroom Etiquette 2: His razor is his
Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first
Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking
Communication Skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A skill you CAN acquire
Telephone Skills: How to hang Up
Introduction to Parking.
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter
Cooking 2: Bran and Tofu are not for human consumption
Cooking 3: How not to inflict your diets on other people
Compliments: Accepting them gracefully
PMS: Your Problem... Not his
Dancing: Why men don't like to
Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have
Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together
Oil and Petrol: Your car needs both
TV Remotes: For men only

 

[The Mom]

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What it's worth.

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by marciahahn
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What it's worth.

Did you add more zeros when I wasn't watching.

See, you DO have a sense of humor marcia. Print this and show it to your family.

 

[Ariel]

I really could use Communication Skills 2.
Seriously.
As certain people may know around here.

 

[The Mom]

No, they still wouldn't care.

Now I still have to fix the broken toilet....I'm the only one around here that knows how to do household repairs.

 

[DisneyFreak]

What's wrong with the commode?

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by marciahahn

I'm the only one around here that knows how to do household repairs.

Sounds soooooo familiar here!

 

[markymark]

Very amusind Freak! I particularly like the way you said "(NOTE: Please be aware that this in no way reflects the view of the thread starter.)" - good move, you know how upset our lovely ladies can get, and often with good reason!

I personally am a fan of the "Household dust" one, and of course the "TV remote" one. Doesn't it say something like that in the TV manual anyway - coz it should!!

 

[The Mom]

Originally posted by DisneyFreak
What's wrong with the commode?

I can't tell you here! As you might know, plumbing supplies have names that are definitely s***** innuendos, and I don't want to get you guys started again!!!!

 

[sillyspook13]

Originally posted by DisneyFreak
Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
Communication Skills 1: Tears - The last resort, not the first
Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking
Telephone Skills: How to hang Up
Compliments: Accepting them gracefully
PMS: Your Problem... Not his
Dancing: Why men don't like to

I'd like to sign up for my fall classes now!!!