News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

MisterPenguin

President of Animal Kingdom
Premium Member
So what's your MO my guy? To always downplay the importance, quality or significance from anything at the Disney parks only AFTER it's been announced to be removed?

1. I've been a proponent of removing RoA for a long time to create more capacity.

2. My response was in response to all those people who did the whole hyperbolic "paved paradise to put up a parking lot."

So... the post is what it is.

Shall we discuss your M.O. on these forums next?
 

MisterPenguin

President of Animal Kingdom
Premium Member
Just thought of something. While it’s clear once this is completed, Tomorrowland Speedway will be the second best cars attraction in the park. And while it may feel duplicative, RSR has a 40”, whereas 32” is the requirement for Tomorrowland Speedway. That’s not a huge difference, but cars would have a more limited presumptive guest range
The new MK Cars land will have a second smaller cars ride for the kiddies.

Speedway may not be around long enough to be called 'second' anything.
 

Moth

Well-Known Member
Are you talking about a Otherworld Showcase pavillion near the Land?

IIRC thre was a reference to Living with the Land on one of the posters in the Zootopia: Hot Pursuit queue.

On another tack: Bunnyburrow in the Tree Farm, specially with a National Wildlife Federation demonstration garden? Maybe even Bug's Life stuff?



You did say a retheme was in play that would lessen the blow of something, correct?
That's the HoP rumors.
 

Tha Realest

Well-Known Member
You forgot option C.

Higher ups WANT Zootopia in another park. ESPECIALLY if Zoo 2 does numbers.

If it's not getting a land in DAK. Not going to MK currently (not set in stone, that can always be plopped somewhere else in that park, aka speedway if that dies). Not doing to DHS if Monsters goes to AC... what's left, chat? What park is the remaining place they'd try to shove in the film that has a FARMER rabbit, with a park that has a WHOLE area with NO SPONSOR and NO IP...
It has always been my dream to having Living with the Land narrated by a snarky Jason Bateman. It’ll be like an agricultural version of SmartLess!
 

mickEblu

Well-Known Member
1. I've been a proponent of removing RoA for a long time to create more capacity.

2. My response was in response to all those people who did the whole hyperbolic "paved paradise to put up a parking lot."

So... the post is what it is.

Shall we discuss your M.O. on these forums next?

Removing the whole ROA or just the half North of Mansion? That’s a big difference.

I’d rather see people being overly passionate about something they care about vs someone that systematically and disingenuously downplays everything of value that’s removed. At least the former is genuine.
 
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Charlie The Chatbox Ghost

Well-Known Member
I'm devastated about Rivers. I spent over 100 hours next to that river this year alone documenting the construction of Tiana’s.

When the log testing would stop, I’d turn around and watch the Liberty Belle pass by and wave to everyone. The sound of the riverboat was always there every single time I went to MK to post updates on Tiana’s.

In my opinion, this is the worst decision ever in the history of Disney Parks. It’s the most naturally beautiful part of the world’s most popular theme park — and it’s going to be destroyed.
I’m 100% with you there. Not a single change to the parks (in my lifetime) has ever affected me quite like this. I’ve felt devastated since I heard the news Monday morning. When Maelstrom was replaced, I was sad but ultimately didn’t mind the change. When they rethemed Splash, I was sad to see my favorite ride be gone forever, but I was excited for the first ever Princess and the Frog ride. When the Country Bears got a new show, I was sad to see the (butchered version of) the original go, but excited because this is the first seasonal overlay they’ve gotten in years and it opens the door to rotating the show out in the future. The bears have a chance to last another 50 years.

But with this? There’s no upside or equal compariosn. What’s replacing the Rivers and TSI isn’t similar in size and vibes like TBA and CBMJ were to their originals. It’s completely changing the look, feel, and atmosphere of both Liberty Square AND Frontierland. The Haunted Mansion is no longer an old New England estate overlooking water. The Columbia Harbor House is no longer a restaurant by the sea. Big Thunder Mountain won’t zoom by water anymore. The railroad won’t circle the vast waters and feel open and free. The main path of Frontierland will no longer feel open and free. You won’t be able to look out onto the water and catch your breath after so much running around and looking for good wait times on your phone. The relaxing nature of the calm water, nostalgic riverboat, and quaint island will be replaced with cartoony rock work and loud engine roars mixed with screams. Probably a lot more crying children, too, since Virtual Queues and Lightning Lane will make the attractions a hassle for parents to get their kids on. There won’t be a single calm area of MK left. And once the rivers are filled, there’s no getting them back.

When I go to Disney parks, or any theme park for that matter, the memories that stick with me aren’t how I felt on a ride. It’s how I felt being absorbed into the environment. If there’s ever a feeling of “I wish I got to do that”, it’s always something that you enjoy for the view, never a ride (my last visit I didn’t get to do the MK railroad or the Country Bears, which I regret). My last trip to WDW was in Dec 2022/Jan 2023, and while there was so much new to do for me (having last been in Jan 2018), the memory that sticks out to me the most is taking a slow morning in Hollywood Studios, walking around and exploring the area with my wife and brother as we waited for the rest of my family to arrive at the park. I took in the intricacies of the parks design, I looked out onto Echo Lake and enjoyed the view as I had a snack. We walked around Muppets Courtyard and looked for all the little details and quirks. We watched MuppetVision a few times and I took in all the small details of the theater and queue. Yeah, rides and shows are fun. The Country Bear Jamboree is probably my favorite thing ever. But what I truly remember the most from my trips are the moments of taking everything in and appreciating the beauty in front of me. That’s what makes Disney different- or at least, it used to be.

I should probably get to writing that letter to all the higher ups at Disney, this is good stuff lol.
 

Raidermatt

Active Member
I’m 100% with you there. Not a single change to the parks (in my lifetime) has ever affected me quite like this. I’ve felt devastated since I heard the news Monday morning. When Maelstrom was replaced, I was sad but ultimately didn’t mind the change. When they rethemed Splash, I was sad to see my favorite ride be gone forever, but I was excited for the first ever Princess and the Frog ride. When the Country Bears got a new show, I was sad to see the (butchered version of) the original go, but excited because this is the first seasonal overlay they’ve gotten in years and it opens the door to rotating the show out in the future. The bears have a chance to last another 50 years.

But with this? There’s no upside or equal compariosn. What’s replacing the Rivers and TSI isn’t similar in size and vibes like TBA and CBMJ were to their originals. It’s completely changing the look, feel, and atmosphere of both Liberty Square AND Frontierland. The Haunted Mansion is no longer an old New England estate overlooking water. The Columbia Harbor House is no longer a restaurant by the sea. Big Thunder Mountain won’t zoom by water anymore. The railroad won’t circle the vast waters and feel open and free. The main path of Frontierland will no longer feel open and free. You won’t be able to look out onto the water and catch your breath after so much running around and looking for good wait times on your phone. The relaxing nature of the calm water, nostalgic riverboat, and quaint island will be replaced with cartoony rock work and loud engine roars mixed with screams. Probably a lot more crying children, too, since Virtual Queues and Lightning Lane will make the attractions a hassle for parents to get their kids on. There won’t be a single calm area of MK left. And once the rivers are filled, there’s no getting them back.

When I go to Disney parks, or any theme park for that matter, the memories that stick with me aren’t how I felt on a ride. It’s how I felt being absorbed into the environment. If there’s ever a feeling of “I wish I got to do that”, it’s always something that you enjoy for the view, never a ride (my last visit I didn’t get to do the MK railroad or the Country Bears, which I regret). My last trip to WDW was in Dec 2022/Jan 2023, and while there was so much new to do for me (having last been in Jan 2018), the memory that sticks out to me the most is taking a slow morning in Hollywood Studios, walking around and exploring the area with my wife and brother as we waited for the rest of my family to arrive at the park. I took in the intricacies of the parks design, I looked out onto Echo Lake and enjoyed the view as I had a snack. We walked around Muppets Courtyard and looked for all the little details and quirks. We watched MuppetVision a few times and I took in all the small details of the theater and queue. Yeah, rides and shows are fun. The Country Bear Jamboree is probably my favorite thing ever. But what I truly remember the most from my trips are the moments of taking everything in and appreciating the beauty in front of me. That’s what makes Disney different- or at least, it used to be.

I should probably get to writing that letter to all the higher ups at Disney, this is good stuff lol.
While I am not quite as positive on some of the other changes mentioned, you have hit the nail on the head when it comes to the real loss here.

Yes, I enjoy riding on the riverboat. But I enjoy seeing it go by, or come around the corner, even more sometimes.

And water features in general are just awesome. The are inherently relaxing, even if it's on a subconscious level for many. As long as the racers are visible from outside of the attraction, it can replace some of the kinetic energy the river, boat and rafts provided. But it won't replace the water, and that is going to have a negative impact on many, even if they don't understand why.
 

UNCgolf

Well-Known Member
Oh god I had a thought. People have been saying Adventureland is one of the things up next.
Jungle cruise?

I actually wish they would eliminate the Jungle Cruise -- it takes up a massive amount of space for a mediocre attraction that's redundant with the real animals at Animal Kingdom. They could build another E ticket plus a table service restaurant and maybe even a smaller attraction too on that plot.

I realize I am in a small minority with that opinion, though!

I wonder if SSE could be on the chopping block. That would be as bad as removing COP for me, if not worse -- I think it's the best ride at EPCOT even in its current diminished form and one of the best at WDW -- but considering the work it needs, I think it's possible Disney could decide to gut it while replacing the track and create a new ride in its place with an IP like Wall-E.
 

bwr827

Well-Known Member
I actually wish they would eliminate the Jungle Cruise -- it takes up a massive amount of space for a mediocre attraction that's redundant with the real animals at Animal Kingdom. They could build another E ticket plus a table service restaurant and maybe even a smaller attraction too on that plot.

I realize I am in a small minority with that opinion, though!

I wonder if SSE could be on the chopping block. That would be as bad as removing COP for me, if not worse -- I think it's the best ride at EPCOT even in its current diminished form and one of the best at WDW -- but considering the work it needs, I think it's possible Disney could decide to gut it while replacing the track and create a new ride in its place with an IP like Wall-E.
The humour of Jungle Cruise is an important part of Magic Kingdom. I’d like to see the attraction redone with modern tech and a touch of adventure thrill, while retaining the funny.
 

dreamfinding

Well-Known Member
The film did not do well. It’s got to be an operational headache and eats up a ton of space. No merch sales. Moana has nowhere to go
Moana has a nice expansion pad (originally intended for Fire Mountain).

Yes, it requires Disney to have the land inspected and determine if it is suitable to build on. Yes, they would probably have to adjust a road or two.

Jungle Cruise merch would sell, but that would require Disney to make JC merch (that isn’t just a MB+).
 

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