Bar Room Brawl Thread

[tdonald]

Ok, Fun2BFree, you asked for it!

 

[KingStefan]

* bursts through door * gak! you woke me up - I was pleasantly dozing.

Was is los in der gasthaus hier?!

 

[KingStefan]

What's the matter, aren't there any real men in here besides me and tdonald?

* asks the barkeep for a whiskey and beer *

 

[Fun2BFree]

Err, I suppose this is the new continuation thread. Let us begin anew! :shrug:

Welcome to the WDWMagicton Bar and Grill! That's right guys, you can have a steak with your Windex.

*Loads shotgun*

 

[tdonald]

*Walks up to bar and asks for a dole whip float*

*Everyone turns and looks at me*

*A drop of sweat rolls down my forehead*

*I think of what I should do, in desperation...*








...

"Dole whip floats on me, boys!"

*Crowd cheers*

 

[wdwfan100]

* bursts through door * gak! you woke me up - I was pleasantly dozing.

Was is los in der gasthaus hier?!

What's the matter, aren't there any real men in here besides me and tdonald?

* asks the barkeep for a whiskey and beer *

Certainly there is. I was just trying to translate the phrase before I got all fired up!!!

I'll Take my whiskey in a dirty glass. Well partially dirty. On second thought just refill the one I am already drinking out of. GRRRR!:zipit:

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Fills tDonald full of lead*

*Takes his wallet* :lookaroun

 

[wdwfan100]

*Fills tDonald full of lead*

*Takes his wallet* :lookaroun

Asks Fun2BFree is he is now buying a round????

 

[tdonald]

Ah Fun2BFree, the joke's on you! There's nothing in my wallet! You just wasted like a hundred bucks on bullets!

 

[Fun2BFree]

Asks Fun2BFree is he is now buying a round????

"Nah, I can't rub two pennies together anyway".

*Looks at Bartender Wanted sign*

"I'll now be taking your orders".

 

[tdonald]

*Back from the hospital*

I'll have whiskey.

But do have any refillable character shot glasses? :drevil:

 

[Fun2BFree]

"Did someone say 'shot'?"

*Fills tDonald full of lead (again)*

 

[tdonald]

Oh, man... back to the ER...

*Back from the ER*

Ok, I'll have a pint.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Real men???? Ive flushed harder things down the toilet

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Gives Sak a free pint of Harp*

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Free or not giving me that wee wee would earn you a beeeach slappin. We have standards in Sakville you know.

Corona or Sol and dont forget the lime, though Im going through real ale phase. IPA and Old Bob.

You could tempt me with some Black Bush. :animwink:

 

[KingStefan]

* wakes up again *

Did I hear a shot? What? He was going to buy a round? Aw, F2BF, couldn't you at least have waited 'til he paid?!!!!

 

[Fun2BFree]

* wakes up again *

Did I hear a shot? What? He was going to buy a round? Aw, F2BF, couldn't you at least have waited 'til he paid?!!!!

"Ooh, I get an acronym?"

*Gives KingStefan a free cocktail*

 

[KingStefan]

"Ooh, I get an acronym?"

*Gives KingStefan a free cocktail*

*Downs cocktail - staggers over to F2BF*

Thankth. I needed that.

You kn(hic) kn(hic) know, that F2BF... F2BF... it... it...

What was I thayin?

Oh, I re.....member. F2BF ithn't relly an ac(hic)acronym (burp). Itth an "abbreviathion". Unless when you come to "F2BF" when you reading it and you thay "Fehtoobuff", or thomthin like that. Acronyms are wordth that are normally pronun... pronownth.. pronumtha... You can thay them.

Like Epcot, thath an acronym, becauthe nobody in their right mind thays E..P..C..O..T. But MNSSHP is NOT an ... an... an acromnymmnm, becuathe you don't hear peoples goin around saying "hey, let's go to the MK for mehnesus-hip".

Thorry for the cor..........recthion. And thankth again for the drink.

*passes out on the floor again*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

This again?

Gaaaah!


*takes weapons from all of you and quietly escorts you back to the Scroll and Bones*