Are you ready for some Football?....:):)

Number_6

Number_6

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SpongeScott said:
*gives Brian a wedgie*

Yes, I can blame him! He should be concentrating on how he can beat the Bills this Sunday.:lookaroun
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The Patriots opponent this Sunday is the dreaded BYE. Next Sunday they play the Bills. This Sunday, the Bills play the Dolphins in a match up of Mediocre vs Total Crud.

Edit: Oh, and after discussing things with my wife, we realized that the Pats/Bills game is the weekend leading up to Thanksgiving, so it'll be a shortened school week anyway. I'm taking my son to the game until he says he's tired enough to want to leave and if he has to miss a day of school the next day, they wouldn't be doing too much anyway with the Holiday weekend approaching.
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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Number_6 said:
The Patriots opponent this Sunday is the dreaded BYE. Next Sunday they play the Bills. This Sunday, the Bills play the Dolphins in a match up of Mediocre vs Total Crud.

Edit: Oh, and after discussing things with my wife, we realized that the Pats/Bills game is the weekend leading up to Thanksgiving, so it'll be a shortened school week anyway. I'm taking my son to the game until he says he's tired enough to want to leave and if he has to miss a day of school the next day, they wouldn't be doing too much anyway with the Holiday weekend approaching.
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NOT DOING MUCH?!?!?!?!

They'll be making turkeys out of their handprints!!!! NOT MUCH?!?!?! :lookaroun
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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You have GOT to be kidding me...but at least the NFL is doing something to make everybody happy :rolleyes:

"In order to address the complaints and hurt feelings of the rest of the NFL, the commissioner has adopted 10 new "Special Rules" for all New England Patriots games. They take effect immediately, and are as follows:
Special Rules for the Patriots:
1) In the course of an NFL game, if the Patriots go up by more than 31 points, they are not allowed to play offense until the opposing team draws to within one score. (Pats will kick-off after an opposing team's touchdown or FG).
a) Once the team is within one score, the Pats offense may play, but Tom Brady may not, unless:
i) the Pats play with 8 players (including Tom), or
ii) the Pats play with 9 players, but 1 player for the Patriots is chosen by the opposing team from the stands.
b) no Patriots linebacker is allowed to play offense, unless that LB is inserted at quarterback. However, Mike Vrabel cannot be quarterback.
2) If an opposing player states "It's like were playing 7-on-5s" (7 offense, 5 defense during practice), such as indicated by Justin Smith, DE, Cincinnati Bengels 10/1/07, the Patriots must take a time out and serve ice cold lemonade or hot tea (weather dependent) to the opposing team. Scones are optional.
3) Once the 31 pt rule is in effect, Patriots may challenge any play, but the opposing team gets veto power over the referee.
4) Once the Pats offense is allowed back onto the field (7 pts), for any forward pass the Pats QB must point to the receiver and call out his number BEFORE passing. If Tom Brady is quarterbacking at the time, he must do that, plus turn the opposing team's water cooler into wine BEFORE passing.
5) Belichick must diagram any Patriots play to the opposing defense and ensure they understand exactly how to disrupt the play. This all must be done within the play clock. If this process is not complete prior to the play clock expiring, the Patriots will be assessed a delay of game and double unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.
6) Randy Moss must play with 10lb ankle weights on each ankle. An additional pound will be added for each TD this season.
7) Wes Welker is not allowed to have "that crazy look" in his eyes. 10 yd, "crazy eyes" penalty assessed.
8) Tom Brady must immediately stop dating supermodels as he will not be allowed to date anyone that is more attractive then the least attractive significant other of an opposing team member (including coaches). He also must start doing commercials for every product imaginable, especially ones where he chants "cut that meat!" or refers to himself "as a 6'5" quarterback with a laser-rocket arm"
9) Bill Belichick is not allowed to be within 100 yds of any infant, for fear that his evil supergenius powers would assimilate such a defenseless creature into the Patriots System. We have already seen this effect on an inordinate amount of chipmunks, squirrels, and 'possum that commit suicide while crossing Rte 1 to reach Gillette Stadium.

10) Patriots must respect all opposing players feelings and apologize for every first down. Touchdowns must be followed by a written apology and a fruit basket presented with a hug.
 
mousefan1972

mousefan1972

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WDWFREAK53 said:
You have GOT to be kidding me...but at least the NFL is doing something to make everybody happy :rolleyes:

"In order to address the complaints and hurt feelings of the rest of the NFL, the commissioner has adopted 10 new "Special Rules" for all New England Patriots games. They take effect immediately, and are as follows:
Special Rules for the Patriots:
1) In the course of an NFL game, if the Patriots go up by more than 31 points, they are not allowed to play offense until the opposing team draws to within one score. (Pats will kick-off after an opposing team's touchdown or FG).
a) Once the team is within one score, the Pats offense may play, but Tom Brady may not, unless:
i) the Pats play with 8 players (including Tom), or
ii) the Pats play with 9 players, but 1 player for the Patriots is chosen by the opposing team from the stands.
b) no Patriots linebacker is allowed to play offense, unless that LB is inserted at quarterback. However, Mike Vrabel cannot be quarterback.
2) If an opposing player states "It's like were playing 7-on-5s" (7 offense, 5 defense during practice), such as indicated by Justin Smith, DE, Cincinnati Bengels 10/1/07, the Patriots must take a time out and serve ice cold lemonade or hot tea (weather dependent) to the opposing team. Scones are optional.
3) Once the 31 pt rule is in effect, Patriots may challenge any play, but the opposing team gets veto power over the referee.
4) Once the Pats offense is allowed back onto the field (7 pts), for any forward pass the Pats QB must point to the receiver and call out his number BEFORE passing. If Tom Brady is quarterbacking at the time, he must do that, plus turn the opposing team's water cooler into wine BEFORE passing.
5) Belichick must diagram any Patriots play to the opposing defense and ensure they understand exactly how to disrupt the play. This all must be done within the play clock. If this process is not complete prior to the play clock expiring, the Patriots will be assessed a delay of game and double unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.
6) Randy Moss must play with 10lb ankle weights on each ankle. An additional pound will be added for each TD this season.
7) Wes Welker is not allowed to have "that crazy look" in his eyes. 10 yd, "crazy eyes" penalty assessed.
8) Tom Brady must immediately stop dating supermodels as he will not be allowed to date anyone that is more attractive then the least attractive significant other of an opposing team member (including coaches). He also must start doing commercials for every product imaginable, especially ones where he chants "cut that meat!" or refers to himself "as a 6'5" quarterback with a laser-rocket arm"
9) Bill Belichick is not allowed to be within 100 yds of any infant, for fear that his evil supergenius powers would assimilate such a defenseless creature into the Patriots System. We have already seen this effect on an inordinate amount of chipmunks, squirrels, and 'possum that commit suicide while crossing Rte 1 to reach Gillette Stadium.

10) Patriots must respect all opposing players feelings and apologize for every first down. Touchdowns must be followed by a written apology and a fruit basket presented with a hug.
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:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:
 
WildcatDen

WildcatDen

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There is a rumor going around that Belichik had some one sneak into "Bye's" game plan session for the coming week and started to tape the hole thing. Now, I'm not one to try and stir things up :lookaroun but if they do go ahead and win the BYE this week, then I think their record should contain an asterisk. . .
 
Wilt Dasney

Wilt Dasney

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The problem with playing the BYE is everybody treats it like an offweek. It's like they think they don't even need to show up. :shrug:
 
stalkingmickey

stalkingmickey

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I was so looking forward to getting 2 games on at 1pm and 4pm since the Pats are on a bye. I justed check the guide and we have no 4pm game on cbs. I am upset abou this.:mad: There is no reason to not have the 4pm game. I have to deal with it when the Pats play at home, bit why during the bye week. I miss my DirectTv NFL package:cry:.
 
SpongeScott

SpongeScott

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stalkingmickey said:
I was so looking forward to getting 2 games on at 1pm and 4pm since the Pats are on a bye. I justed check the guide and we have no 4pm game on cbs. I am upset abou this.:mad: There is no reason to not have the 4pm game. I have to deal with it when the Pats play at home, bit why during the bye week. I miss my DirectTv NFL package:cry:.
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Fox and CBS alternate on having two games on each week. You might get two games at 1:00, but then you won't have two at 4:00. I think Fox had the extra game this week since CBS had the extra game last week with NE and Indy.
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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After watching that game last night...only one word comes to mind...

"What?"

That was the strangest game...but very entertaining.

Was there a full moon out last night? Peyton throws 6 Interceptions and Adam misses 2 Field Goals? (Even one in the clutch!)

I don't want to hear about the turf conditions because I'll just direct you to the Oakland/Pats playoff game in the blizzard.
 
SpongeScott

SpongeScott

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WDWFREAK53 said:
After watching that game last night...only one word comes to mind...

"What?"

That was the strangest game...but very entertaining.

Was there a full moon out last night? Peyton throws 6 Interceptions and Adam misses 2 Field Goals? (Even one in the clutch!)

I don't want to hear about the turf conditions because I'll just direct you to the Oakland/Pats playoff game in the blizzard.
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I only watched a little of the first quarter, retreating to the bedroom to read the newspaper when Indy was down 16-0. My son was watching and he kept calling out, "Peyton threw another interception." :lol:
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

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SpongeScott said:
I only watched a little of the first quarter, retreating to the bedroom to read the newspaper when Indy was down 16-0. My son was watching and he kept calling out, "Peyton threw another interception." :lol:
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That's one retreat I don't mind making :lookaroun

I thought, for sure, it was in the bag when Adam only needed to hit a 29 yarder.
 

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