A New Man

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Ariel

Ariel

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Oh Mr Brightcheer, how can I express my happiness at being chosen to be your maid of honor...it is truly a great honor for me. Looks like I'll have to plan a bridal shower!! Oh what fun we will have. Time to start shopping for dresses...I know you, the gals and I are going to have so much fun!! ;) Jay, you are one lucky guy...
 
The Mom

The Mom

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Ariel, shall we have a lingerie shower for them? Lightbeer,sorry, brightcheer in a teddy ooohhh, can you just picture it? How about Jay-London in a thong?
 
Ariel

Ariel

Member
I love it Marcia!! I think you're on the right track here...wouldn't they both just look so adorable?? Of course, we'll need to make up the guest list and I'm sure Mr Brightcheer will want us to hire some "entertainment"... ;)
 
Tramp

Tramp

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Originally posted by Ariel
I love it Marcia!! I think you're on the right track here...wouldn't they both just look so adorable?? Of course, we'll need to make up the guest list and I'm sure Mr Brightcheer will want us to hire some "entertainment"... ;)
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Hire me....pleeeze....

I have a talent for writing my name in the snow while I'm peeing ....I can do the same on their wedding cake....
 
Ariel

Ariel

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Of course we'll hire you...you'll fit right in. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks...you just have to obey...;)
 
markymark

markymark

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There is something SERIOUSLY not right here.
Whilst I am honoured to be a groomsman, there is just something a little strange going on.

I will get to the bottom of, oh yes, I will.

But in the mean time send me the wedding list and I'll get ya both somethin'
 
M

Mr. Brightcheer

Original Poster
I am as giddy as a Washington intern! Shopping for dresses, a bachelorette party and my good friend Tramp providing the entertainment! It's all coming together for me and "My Little Ferret," Jay London.

I have some other good news that I failed to mention before. After 25 years of struggling, I can now say with the utmost confidence that I have fully recovered from my addiction to horse tranquilizers!

I'd like to thank my longtime friend, Usama Bin Laden, who nursed me to recovery over the course of a recent weekend in Nairobi, Kenya, with a Coke bottle, coconut oil and the internal organs of a marmoset.

With this new lease on life, I feel it's only appropriate for me to also admit I killed O.J. Simpson's ex-wife and her boyfriend. My golfing buddy, "The Juice," had nothing to do with it. I did it for the money to pay off some major debts I incurred while gambling on cockfights in a Tijuana, Mexico, prison. The charges of soliciting a minor were totally unfounded, by the way; he told me he was 16. How was I supposed to know he was a developmentally disabled 7-year-old? And it wasn't even my burro!

Life is good. :D
 
markymark

markymark

Well-Known Member
erm... erm... erm...

Oh how do I say this!!

erm... Oh I know

On a woman, In America, it's the back, in UK its the front!

Did I keep that clean enough?

I am all embarrased now!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
 
Ariel

Ariel

Member
If we could all be as happy as you Mr Brightcheer, I know the world would be a better place. I wonder though...why have we not heard from your betrothed? I am sure some of our guys would love to plan a bachelor party for him... ;)
 
dopey

dopey

New Member
Originally posted by marciahahn
Lightbeer,sorry, brightcheer in a teddy ooohhh, can you just picture it? How about Jay-London in a thong?
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i think this belongs under the markymark challenge thread.

and here's hoping markymark fails. blah!
 
G

General Grizz

New Member
Who are those people???

No, just kidding!! Wow, Maria...I've actually spent hours reading past posts, including this one. Very interesting history if you ask me...but maybe we should put a warning label on it? :p :wave: :hammer:
 
WDWspider

WDWspider

New Member
Originally posted by grizzlyhall
Who are those people???

No, just kidding!! Wow, Maria...I've actually spent hours reading past posts, including this one. Very interesting history if you ask me...but maybe we should put a warning label on it? :p :wave: :hammer:
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Hey I didn't read it all, just give me the quick answer to this: How was he able to post as a "Guest"?
 
G

General Grizz

New Member
I personally don't know him...at least I don't think I do!! :eek: ...but I believe his original name was banned. I am not sure if Steve really appreciates the whole history here...but I guess there was an option to sign in under a guest...or Steve renamed him after banning or something. I just feel a little nervous on the subject...since it was kinda controversial from what I've seen... :lookaroun
 

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