A Freaky Trip Report 2 (The Search for More Money)

Ok ok ok... (The name of the sequel is just an inside joke)

In continuation of my first trip report...
This one will rhyme...but I'll keep it short

Day One:

Leeocean needed me to pick her up so I headed out early,
And how could I possibly say no to a cute lookin' girlie?

The rain poured down as we headed to the plane,
But Disney was on its way, the giddiness we could not contain.

Disney Trivia passed the time on the flight,
And the Tiki Bird song we began to recite.

We touch down, pick up the car, and no it wasn't a Silverado,
Through the gates of Walt Disney World...and off to Coronado.

We rush to the TTC and on the resort monorail we take a seat,
Polynesian, Grand Floridian, then to the Kingdom for the elite.

Casey's hot dogs are calling our names,
When we're hungry, we don't play games.

From TTA to Space to Buzz, avoiding the big race,
Wow, do I love this imaginary place.

Splash time to a wild ride in the Wilderness,
Looks like this area still uses the Pony Express.

There are 999 happy haunts in the Haunted Mansion,
We would like to add 2 more...for a new expansion.

Leeocean could see deep down that I wanted to fly high,
She let me control the Dumbo, so up we went into the sky.

In line for a frozen coke at Scuttle's Landing, Rob met up with us,
A "Fragile" sticker on his foot made us think he got ran over by a bus.

One last attraction to hit as we head out for food,
The Tiki Room was in order...and Iago is quite rude.

We had Priority Seating at Ohana's for dinner.
The food was SPOT ON! A definite winner!

The "Shaker" decided to give us a bit of a show,
Literally drying himself from head to toe.

Off to the Kingdom for some more wild rides,
Carpet flying and then seeing Pirates on both sides.

Toontown was next on the list,
Minnie's house was very...pink...but I'm sure you get the jist.

Since it's leeocean's favorite ride in the park,
Back to ride the big coaster in the dark!

Off to Epcot for a quick stroll around World Showcase,
We looked for a viewing spot for RoE, Japan is a nice place.

After Illuminations had ended and they played the Promises song,
We headed to the Marketplace...boy, was this day long.
 

MouseMadness

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Yay the freak is back! We sure have missed him!
(How do I get the rhyming out of my system??) :lookaroun

Fun to read as usual, Freaky. Anxiously awaiting more!
 

WDWFREAK53

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Day Two:

Off to MGM to check out the Star Wars Weekend.
We get to the gate, and to the roof a stormtrooper begins to ascend!

We hook a right and see the Hollywood Tower in the distance,
First things first, FastPass for RnR for time assistance.

Tower of Terror 4 will be an all new experience,
We saw dead people!!! We must have the sixth sense!

The castmember said, "Sir, you better buckle up!"
"Ah, buckle this!" I said, does he think I'm a pup?

Leeocean was ready to rock...and riding shotgun was a first for the Freak,
Shotgun is the best seat in the house...not sure what makes it unique.

We ride the top thrills in the park one more time each,
To the back of the park we decided to breach.

One Man's Dream, and Animation, and Muppets OH MY!
Star Wars weekends were training Padowans to become Jedi!

The two of us decided that World Showcase would be a nice place to relax a little,
A large portion of the day was spent perusing the shops...and Mexico for some vittle.

Impressions de France was seen for the first time in a long while,
The snorer made the show all worthwhile!

We tried to speak Spanish to the waiter...and he appreciated the attempt,
Leeocean speaks it a lot better than me, I tried but just showed contempt.

Off to the Adventurer's Club we go for a Kungalooshin' good time,
We tongue twisted, and Valderie'd and watched Emil chime!

At the Hooplah (HOOOOOPLAH!), the Yawner reared his ugly head,
So, he went up on stage for it and lead the tongue twisting instead!
 

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WDWFREAK53

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Day Three:

Difficult tasks like setting the "Wake-Up" call should be left up to leeocean,
Needless to say, we overslept but it didn't cause too much of a commotion.

The Tusker House for ham, cheese, and egg croissants were on the menu,
After the breakfast...off to see some animals...Africa was the venue.

The smaller animals were inactive at this early hour,
The white rhino stood proud though, and you could just sense his power.

Pangani we head to see the silverback gorillas,
These guys look like they should be hanging out in the TreeHouse Villas!

Kali River Rapids had a bit of a wait...
So, we grabbed a FastPass and decided to do it late.

DinoLand USA Here we come!
I dunno...I guess DinoRama is nice...to some :rolleyes:

Speaking Flatula on the coaster that spins was a riot,
For some reason the two twins that rode with us just kept quiet.

Countdown...er...Dinosaur we rode to outrun a meteor impact,
We bobbed and weaved and avoided a Carnosaurus attack!

Back to Kali River Rapids to get wet in the hot Florida sun,
We didn't get drenched...just looked like we got shot with a squirt gun.

We ventured into the Maharajah Jungle Trek to scope out some Tigers and bats,
Beautiful stripes on one and the other, six foot wingspans are on their stats.

The hidden path was scoped out and we chatted with a chatterbox of a parrot,
Next was off to see the giant tortoise...I wish I had a carrot!

It really is tough to be a bug when humans are around,
I guess that's why they all live underground.

(Toight...Toight like a Toiger)
 

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WDWFREAK53

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Day Four:

Sandals, Towels, and Speedos and we're off to cool off with Miss Tilly,
Sandals yes, Towels yes, Speedos...NO WAY SILLY!

Grab the tubes, climb the stairs, and take a seat,
There's nothing like careening down a slide to beat the heat.

After a few slides, off to put some food in the system we go,
Pretzel for leeocean and for me, the most time consuming fried dough!

As we sit and eat, Miss Tilly shoots her full load!
I guess if she didn't blast it out...she'd explode.

Off to surf the whitewaters of the wave pool,
Just another fun way for all to keep cool.

Back to the resort for a dip at the digsite,
Then, back to Epcot to Nine Dragons for a quick bite.

Rob, Erik, and Nick met up with us for a hysterical time at Mission:Space,
Pole vaulting, free sprite, bagheads, filled the place.

We left the guys as they went to eat at the Garden Grille for all you can eat steak,
Leeocean and the Freak headed to Eride night...and for Nobody will we brake :animwink:

E-ride night was a letdown because we still had to wait,
They really should limit how many people they let through the gate.
 

General Grizz

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Yay!, sounds like fun!

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Rob, Erik, and Nick met up with us for a hysterical time at Mission:Space,
Pole vaulting, free sprite, bagheads, filled the place.

You gotta explain this one!:lol:
 

WDWFREAK53

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Day 5:

We hadn't hit the Test Track because of the long line,
Three hour wait for a short ride sounds like a bad design.

Hot, Cold, Acid, we still made it out without a problem,
Evasive maneuvers, crash tests, and out to see the cars from GM.

Priority seating for a fun character meal was in store,
Peanut butter, fluff, jelly, and chocolate chip pizza...need I say more?

Chef Mickey's was a blast and it was the first time I had been,
All the characters, if only I had an autograph book and pen!

We call on Monorail Orange to escort us to the fantasy,
One more spin on Thunder Mountain...pure ecstasy!

Now it's time to say goodbye while we visit family,
T-A-M-P-A Bay...to grandma we're off to see.

Busch Gardens was a complete wash-out from the minute we walked through the gate,
By washout, I mean, unless you live in the ocean, you can't relate.

(Leeocean, Freaky, and Pluto at Chef Mickey's)
 

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WDWFREAK53

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Day 6:

Leeocean's acquaintance showed up and she didn't know who it was at first,
He said, "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate." and she said "OH, of COURSE!"

We took a "three hour tour" of the sponge capital of the world,
By the time it was over, we were so carsick, we could've hurled.
:hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

Rain rain go away...if I don't see you again, I'll be ok!

There isn't much to do when it rains, other than sulk,
So, grandma decided to take us all to see the Hulk.

After the movie, we went back to the house to laugh the night away,
Popped in Spaceballs, got introduced to a Mawg, and went the Schwartz way.
 

WDWFREAK53

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Day 7:

We tried to hit Busch Gardens but the rain wouldn't stop,
It was coming down in a big sheet...instead of drop by drop.

Off to visit leeocean's grandma at work,
Then to the Beanery to act like a dork!

Iced Latte for me, and an Iced Mocha for she,
The cakes under the glass looked sinfully yummy!

"Never trust free s ex and naked men" are words to live by,
The next person reading that "book" was the candle lighting guy!

To the mall we go with Grandma, Nate, and Clark,
Ice skating rinks, more Spaceballs, and security (never take him to a park)

Off to dinner with our very hospitable hosts,
(If you haven't noticed, I'm trying to limit the lengths of these posts)
 

WDWFREAK53

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Day Eight!

Back to Walt Disney World we go go gooooo!
But with all the traffic, the drive was slow slow slowwwwwwwww!

Checked into Coronado one last time...we are bound
Ranchos, not Casitas this time around!

MGM for one last go round on the coaster that rocks,
The pic we had taken would knock you out of your socks!

We gladly "dropped in" on the Tower for one last ride,
It's kinda strange that we always go on the right side...

Off to the Kingdom of Magic we head for a few last minute thrills,
SpectroMagic is later on in the evening...and it still gives me chills.

Spectro was perfect as always...I love the story as it unfurls,
While sitting watching, I was straddled by two girls.

Now, we had to switch it in to Light Speed...but that's not fast enough,
Ludicrous Speed would be needed to get to MGM for Fantasmic...but it would be tough.

9:59 and we enter the gates at MGM and stand in line for the last show of our trip,
Chocolate covered marshmallows, cookies, rice krispy treats, and leeocean's glowing drink (which she offered me a sip)

This trip rivaled some of my best and it's due to the company I had,
And it's a little because we threw around lines like "Spaceballs 1 has gone plaid"

Thanks leeocean!
 

Lhriangel

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You are no longer allowed to say you don't take good pictures! The one with Pluto is adorable.. lol..

Sounds like you guys had a great time... :) :)
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Ack... another rhyming trip report from freak!? :eek: *runs far far away screaming like a mad man* :lol: ;)

good report and great pics :) :wave: (Now wheres the Mullets at?!) :lol:
 

WDWFREAK53

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Now, I know at the time I wasn't smoking nuffin',
But I do believe I can make something out of the clouds that are puffin'
 

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WDWFREAK53

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I don't see just Mickey's...but also Goofy's hat,
Now, whatcha think about that?
 

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