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  1. Panchito Pistoles

    What will be the next change in an attraction?

    To stay on topic, I don’t know what will be next. But I do know what will be last: The Partners statue. It will be fascinating to read how people tie themselves into knots trying to justify tearing down the founder and his best-loved creation.
  2. Panchito Pistoles

    What will be the next change in an attraction?

    Been expecting them to doze the campground for years. The land it sits on is valuable, I'm sure Bob and Little Bob are salivating over the thought of another soulless DVC property. If you happen to be in WDW during Halloween, the kids can trick or treat at the campsites. People decorate their...
  3. Panchito Pistoles

    What will be the next change in an attraction?

    If the stockholders don’t draw a line in the sand, the whole question is moot. Walt Disney World, the Vacation Kingdom could very well become Walt Disney’s Special Journeys World. WD-SJW.
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    What will be the next change in an attraction?

    So we can identify which park tee shirts to purchase, before they get really, really expensive.
  5. Panchito Pistoles

    Jungle Cruise next?

    That ship has sailed out of load, and gone down the flume.
  6. Panchito Pistoles

    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    I’m gonna start calling this overlay “Navi River Journey 2.0. “ It will feel like a direct sequel, with the pretty lights, truncated story, and absolutely no heart. Also, it will harbor one staggeringly expensive audio animatronic that will sometimes work. Just like Navi River Journey...
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    The Splash Mountain Appreciation Thread

    They won’t backtrack. Not after all this noise.
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    The Splash Mountain Appreciation Thread

    I’m convinced they are doing this to ditch all those AAs, rather than pay for upkeep. Moisture wrecks machinery, and this ride is chock-full of fragile puppets. The whole woke thing is a handy smokescreen. They will tear out everything, paint it all black, and set up a couple of projectors.
  9. Panchito Pistoles

    Change.org petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror

    The drop makes me slightly uncomfortable. So it has to go. If you don’t agree, you are against progress.
  10. Panchito Pistoles

    Change.org petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror

    Somebody learned how to weaponize the internet to inflict their opinion of Splash Mountain on everybody else. All they needed was a change.org petition. I want that kind of power. Besides, a drop is not integral to a drop ride. It’s problematic. Because I say so.
  11. Panchito Pistoles

    The Splash Mountain Appreciation Thread

    Please go to change.org to sign my petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror. If one person with an opinion can vacuum out the Zippa-Dee-Doo-Dah from WDW, I can take the drop out of a drop ride. Our opinion is just as invalid as theirs. Let’s make this happen.
  12. Panchito Pistoles

    Splash Mountain re-theme announced

    I appreciate the support, but I don’t really need it. All it takes is one person with an opinion, and a change.org petition. Remember: “Together, I can do it!”
  13. Panchito Pistoles

    Splash Mountain re-theme announced

    There is now a change.org petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror. This is real. This is happening. All it takes is a change.org petition, and you can do anything. Please sign the petition to change the tower so everyone (me!) can enjoy it.
  14. Panchito Pistoles

    Change.org petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror

    If you disagree, please tell me why. I can’t wait.
  15. Panchito Pistoles

    Change.org petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror

    If you disagree, please tell me why. I can’t wait.
  16. Panchito Pistoles

    Change.org petition to remove the drop from the Tower of Terror

    I did it. I just set up a petition to have the drop removed from the Tower of Terror. Why? Why not? I have a fear of falling, and I cannot enjoy this ride. It is problematic. It must be removed because I say so. Your family may enjoy it, but I don’t. So there. Anybody can sign this petition...
  17. Panchito Pistoles

    Splash Mountain re-theme announced

    Okay folks, we can relax. Disney just announced the name of the Splash Mountain refurb, and it sounds great! “Journey into YOUR Splash Mountain, presented by KODAK.”
  18. Panchito Pistoles

    Splash Mountain re-theme announced

    Navi River Journey is the only attraction in WDW that I actually hate-ride. They spent enough money on NRJ to build an amusement park. It’s so awful, it makes me smile. Everything Splash Mountain has, wonderful music, lovable characters, and a super-fun finale, Navi River Journey HAS NOT. I’m...
  19. Panchito Pistoles

    Splash Mountain re-theme announced

    Guys, this change is not about Song of the South. Disney wants to be rid of all those pesky audio animatronics. Those AAs live in a moisture-rich environment. They break down constantly. If they could only tear them out, paint everything black, and install a couple of projectors, they save on...
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