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  1. FettFan

    Star Wars: The Acolyte

    Never before would I have guessed that Waru would be replaced as the dumbest thing to ever happen in Star Wars.
  2. FettFan

    Toy Story 5

    Given the fiery climax of Toy Story 3, and the fact that "Forky" is obsessed with throwing himself into the nearest convenient trash can, while Buzz is uncharacteristically stupid, and Bo Peep has become a manic pixie dream girl, I'd be quite happy if it was revealed TS4 was just a...
  3. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    It’s just a shame that WDI was so enamored with Tiana that they didn’t actually capture the true essence of New Orleans. That is: street gravy
  4. FettFan

    News Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser to permanently close this fall

    Personally if it was *my* story, I’d want to be a dark Jedi who who is disillusioned with both the Republic and the Old Empire and want to destroy both Rey and Ren by suiciding halcyon into the nearest convenient sun as soon as they were both aboard. Alas…
  5. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    Maybe he should default to Edison’s “thousand failures” quote.
  6. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    The Naveen AA looks more like Ernesto De La Cruz.
  7. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    Aye. They should have put Naveen in a red and white striped shirt.
  8. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    Yeah but did you ever notice they never mentioned the INSIDE of the ride? It was all about the murals, all about the Smellitzer beignet scents, all about the gosh-durn weather vane….
  9. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    It’s essentially the plot of The Blues Brothers, but done poorly. So….Tiana’s Blues Brothers 2000.
  10. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    5 Times The Animatronic Tiana On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me She Was Going To Marry My Dad
  11. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    Looks like they also removed the splash effect that would activate when one log plunged down the drop. :(
  12. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    Obviously the same caliber of writers that brought us “Do you remember learning your A-B-C’s?”
  13. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    It only barely registers as New Orleans…it reminded me more of the old Mexico City celebration from El Rio Del Tiempo. And I didn’t see anything remotely “Mardi Gras” about it. Maybe Disney should have created a new villain. Like Jocco.
  14. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    Quick! Get her a fan and a strobe light! #DiscoCharlotte
  15. FettFan

    Tiana’s Bayou Adventure SPOILER Thread

    So…the critters were the missing ingredient? Yep. That’s Louisiana!
  16. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    The animatronics themselves look good…aside from the fact that Louis’ skin is obviously a fuzzy cloth, which makes him look like a Muppet. But they decided to depopulate everything else. One would think that the flock of fishing “How Do You Do” storks would have meshed well into “Going Down the...
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