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  1. Constipated Palpatine

    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    Gosh I hope not. We haven't even started mentioning the fact some fireflies are cannibals, and the whole thing about them all working together in harmony was a bunch of malarkey.
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    Universal Studios Fall From Grace

    We've seriously considered doing just IOA and Volcano. Heck, I could do a full vacation at IOA. This is what got me wondering what will happen when Epic opens, which (looks so far) like it will be a close equal to IOA quality. Will this new park pull more from Disney or USF, if USF is in its...
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    Housekeeping door knocking at 8am on check-out days - what's going on?

    Absolutely. I was meaning use that tactic on the rude ones.
  4. Constipated Palpatine

    Housekeeping door knocking at 8am on check-out days - what's going on?

    Next time a housekeeper tries rudely pushing you out of your room at 8am, nicely inform them you aren't leaving until the policy check-out time of 2pm. When they freak out and tell you, no, the check-out time is 11am, then nicely inquire as to why they are rushing you out NOW.
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    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    Vocal and breathing exercises, like the ones singers use, help our family get through the longer-titled rides and attractions. If we don't have time to prepare before a trip, we simply cheat the system when saying names. Pirates Of The Caribbean = "Pirates" It's A Small World = "Small World"...
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    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    Another factor to consider is that alligators would be unable to form a pucker with their mouth and successfully play the trumpet. The intertwining of teeth throughout the top and bottom jaw, as well as the jaw bones themselves, would make it practically impossible to form the enclosed...
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    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    On the VA coast? Near Jamestown settlement? Point is, we're talking animated movies here. So whether it's mountains in the Louisiana bayou or Yosemite Valley 2.0 near the Virginia shoreline... nobody should try to think too much about these details. ;)
  8. Constipated Palpatine

    SPOILERS: Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ Series

    If we get a season two, I wonder if there will be a scene where young Luke somehow visits or has a Force dream of Dagobah. Answering the mystery in ESB when he says he feels like he's been here before.
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    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    Never question geography when it comes to Disney. As we learned in Pocahontas, there are cliffs and waterfalls on the Virginia coast that make Yosemite look small by comparison. Anything is possible.
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    News Splash Mountain retheme to Princess and the Frog - Tiana's Bayou Adventure

    This is just... dumb. I'm not doubting what you are reporting, but Eisner's logic is plain silly. Also makes me glad we didn't end up with D2 The Mighty Ducks Tower Of Terror.
  11. Constipated Palpatine

    Rumor - Depp back as Sparrow?

    Didn't the courts just rule he isn't the big bad wolf he was accused of being? The question now should be whether he will ever want anything to do with Disney.
  12. Constipated Palpatine

    Universal Studios Fall From Grace

    I would love this. You'd have something for everyone with the balance of practical effects and sets with the classics, the newer simulators like Fallon, Gringotts, traditional coaster with RRR, it would feel more like IOA. Then once Epic opens, you'd have three very well rounded and fleshed out...
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    Universal Studios Fall From Grace

    That is a fun show.
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    Hagrids Motorbike vs. Cosmic Rewind

    As for all Disney and Universal family themed coasters, Matterhorn tops all of the above. It provides the theme, the ride elements, and something the other two lack... the mystery. Last time we rode, all of us were wondering what bones were still intact after it was over. That is something...
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    Revenge Vacation: Only Actual Data Need Apply

    I don't know about other countries, but here in the US it seems like the Summer of Bumper to Bumper. Never seen so many backups and delays in my life. Many are wrecks, others have been construction. Not sure how much is from "Revenge" travel or people just deer in headlights confused to be...
  16. Constipated Palpatine

    Universal Studios Fall From Grace

    It looks really good. Haven't gotten to see in person thanks to the pandemic life taking place when it opened, but it is a must next trip. I think it was the one two punch of Fallon and FF that really got me thinking how far that park has dropped in set detail from Kongfrontation, Jaws, and...
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    Universal Studios Fall From Grace

    This is not a Universal bashing thread. This is a Universal Studios bashing thread. Personally I think IOA is easily one of the top five theme parks on the planet. I also think Volcano Bay is a top tier water park that ranks among the best. So what has happened to Universal Studios Florida...
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    Give Me Your Best Disney Memes

    Am I the only one seeing a Quaker Oats Guy resemblance?
  19. Constipated Palpatine

    SPOILERS: Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ Series

    I understand they needed a main lead in the show whose fate was unknown. Problem was, you only have so many options to go with her character, and most have been done to death already. How many bads redeemed by one act of good does this saga need? I did enjoy her backstory of being a youngling...
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    Best Marvel Ride in Orlando

    It's Guardians and Spiderman.
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