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    News Water Park Weather Closures 2023 and Early 2024

    El Nino? Isn't he the guy that makes those great tacos?
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    News Disney partners with Epic Games to launch gaming and entertainment universe tied to Fortnite

    If you are referring to their game sales, its not working out as well as you think. Epic is getting a lot of flak from developers for practically giving away their games just to keep people on the platform. Add in that some of the games being added are very old games, games created with ai, game...
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    News Disney partners with Epic Games to launch gaming and entertainment universe tied to Fortnite

    Its not just for the parks. When you invest in a company to that degree you get access to a lot of IPs. Remember that its not just mario but also donkey kong and anything else universal makes a deal with them on. What is real elephant in the room is when they suddenly decide to go with pokemon...
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    News Disney partners with Epic Games to launch gaming and entertainment universe tied to Fortnite

    Did I say it was for the theme parks? No I did not. You made a huge assumption so I will explain so you can understand why this is a bad mistake. Just leasing the unreal engine is suitable enough as there are plenty of great developers that can create fantastic games. The problem is unreal like...
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    News Disney partners with Epic Games to launch gaming and entertainment universe tied to Fortnite

    So this is disney's way to compete with universal/nintendo? Fortnight. I swear the facepalming alone from this is gonna be so bad we need chiropractors standing by to repair all the necks affected by this. I feel I need some naproxen and antacids just after reading this. Fartnight is here to...
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    News Disney hints at more changes to come at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom

    It makes sense that pecos bill is next on the list. The original cartoon has some rather unsavory things in it. As for country bear jamboree, that has not been bringing in the crowds like it use to. Im guessing the plan is to convert frontier land into new orleans complete with new restaurant...
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    News DeSantis moves to bring state safety oversight of the Walt Disney World Monorail including suspending the service for inspections

    That is after all what killed maelstrom. Then again maybe that is what universal needs to do. Their troll problem now is so bad that you would need the doom slayer just to eliminate them all.
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    News Severe weather possible for Walt Disney World area Tuesday January 9, 2024

    Well tomorrow is a good time for guests to get their chance at a mary poppins ride. Just open up an umbrella, put on some roller skates, and enjoy the ride. That is probably the closest any guests will be to getting a mary poppins ride any time soon.
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    Walt Disney World Marathon Weekend

    Well if you didn't get a chance to do this race or finish it you can simply.....
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    Swings N' Things permanently closes at Disney Springs

    Well that is one less store for swingers in orlando.
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    News EPCOT International Festival of the Arts 2024

    Looks like an improper mold casting as if who ever did it stopped the process before it could finish properly. Then they just put a figment and rainbow in so people would not just look at this deformed plastic mess as if it were an eyesore.
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    Disney Genie and Genie+ at Walt Disney World

    I recommend looking at those articles as like watching someone having to clean a foul mess someone else has made. Those are all people that have trapped themselves in this and all they can do is wait in endlessly long lines in the bitter cold that will in just a few short days reduce...
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    Disney unveils deliciously themed 2024 Merch: Disney Eats and Stitch Snack Collections

    I don't know which is worse. To have a shirt with stains from disney food or a shirt with bad pop art of disney food. Honestly would you rather wear a shirt with a bad stain on it or wear a shirt with that food design on it?
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    News Water Park Weather Closures 2023 and Early 2024

    Let me explain between occasional, passive, and constant. First of all you must understand what these state mean. So I will use 3 forms of water storage as an example ie large pool, small pool, and jacuzzi. A large pool only gets occasional heating because the chlorine demands are significantly...
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    News Water Park Weather Closures 2023 and Early 2024

    This again. :facepalm:They try to heat it to 80s buuuuut that is only doable while it is inside the heating mechanism itself. As soon as it leaves it the water gradually lowers in temperature. Think of it as being like a jacuzzi vs swimming pool. A jacuzzi is easy to keep the water warm because...
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    News Water Park Weather Closures 2023 and Early 2024

    I hate being right. That annual pass that they offered is such a scam. As soon as the weather gets cold they automatically close the water parks. Its gonna be quite a while before they reopen and when they do that water is still gonna be as cold as the ice water sitting next to me right now. I...
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    News Frozen Ever After closing for brief refurbishment in early 2024 at Walt Disney World

    Elsa let herself go a little too much during the holiday buffets thus she needs to go to the gym to get thin enough to fit in her clothes again.
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    Journey of Water featuring Moana coming to Epcot

    So that is what it sounds like when epcot farts eh? A big loud hissing noise. Apparently moana made those waters flow a little too much thus it had to let it out in a long term burst that everyone could hear. Then again maybe they should not have listened to Elsa's advice of Let it go.
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    Disney Genie and Genie+ at Walt Disney World

    Can we have that narrated by the muppets like muppet christmas carol? I would love to see gonzo and rizzo comment on that.
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    News Disney Jollywood Nights - Disney's Hollywood Studios Holiday Season ticketed event

    Well unlike runaway rail, it was the weather that stopped jollywood.
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