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Yeah I would’ve expected one this week, the other next.

If you squint, it looks like a P, I guess. Super tacky. Hopefully it’s in the ‘60s section for consistency? Wait til you see the blue lady reduced to changing the bedsheets…

You’re not a real fan and we will be closing your account here shortly.

I’m sure it’ll have some eyeroll moments but so do many of their best rides. The ride system is my favorite log flume and that isn’t going away.

Yeah you better brew some coffee so you’re ready for that VQ at 6:58 am.

I would like to submit the idea that Bob Iger is a dinosaur.

“And, uh…fly!” -approved by St. Joe (Rohde)!

Honestly, I’d take the pay raise. I think I’m smart enough to give Bob what he wants while secretly improving the parks…

Just change it to Disney Nature Adventure Park…

I really wish they’d bring back the after-4 pm buses to DS from the parks. Dinner options there are so much better than the parks.

They have to be happy that the barges are impressive and versatile. The amount of money they lost by destroying the tacos and Stargate is jaw-dropping.

Ikran are basically dragon dinosaurs.

As Splash taught us, compelling attractions are compelling regardless of source material. As Journey Into Your Imagination taught us, completely original attractions that suck will suck. IP does seem to boost the popularity of mediocre rides, though, because of the built-in fan base. See Fast...

That’s a bit much. It’s not a failure by any measure and it won’t be yanked out like Harm. Room for improvement? Sure. And that’s been a narrative around here since December.