Saw this thread over in the Disneyland forum and it was pretty great. I figure there's got to be some solid gold content from the Florida Project. Let's hear it!
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Dumbest Thing You've Heard a Guest Say: Florida Edition
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Cmdr_Crimson
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"You Kids Ready to go to Disney World Today?" *As bus head towards The MAGIC KINGDOM!
"Yo, we better get in line for the haunted house!" As they walked into the Tower of Terror queue.
justintheharris
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It was at universal recently but as I’m approaching Fast and Furious this mom screams to her kid:
“Didn’t we do Fast and Furious at Disney?”
“Didn’t we do Fast and Furious at Disney?”
ninjaprincesst
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A family at the bus stop at WL that asked which bus goes to Sea World.
Disneyfan_76
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Meh... this one is a bit forgivable. It's not correct.... but not really that bad.
KBLovedDisney
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What time is the 3 o'clock parade?
Disneyfan_76
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this one is also not that bad, but just personally drives me crazy when I hear it... (at EPCOT) "Let's go on the golf ball ride"
graphite1326
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I say that anyway.
StarWarsGirl
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"It's supposed to be hot in Florida!"
-person who didn't check the weather and is now walking around in shorts and a tank top in 50 degree January.
-person who didn't check the weather and is now walking around in shorts and a tank top in 50 degree January.
bigrigross
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I would love to see their faces when it went down, especially if they hated rides like that.
KCheatle
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I know I've heard things before that just absolutely defy logic to me. But, I can't remember any verbatim. I know one thing that has been brought on up on multiple occasions that I find dumb is people who book breakfast reservations at Crystal Palace at like 9 or 9:30am. I take it as a sign that you're inexperienced, or just don't care about ride lines I guess? If you're going to be in MK early, don't waste the low crowd time eating at CP!?!? Eat there at 11 for brunch or eat there at 8am on a Non-EMH day. Don't eat there first thing when the park opens and you can walk on any ride 
winstongator
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Is that tree real?
His dad started cracking up, so I let a chuckle out too. It was the tree of life.
His dad started cracking up, so I let a chuckle out too. It was the tree of life.
Disney4family
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While waiting for the rope to drop for Adventureland we overheard a mom tell her daughter that this is the place that has the "stairs ride". So now that's what we call the Swiss Family Treehouse.
Wendy Pleakley
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I know I've heard things before that just absolutely defy logic to me. But, I can't remember any verbatim. I know one thing that has been brought on up on multiple occasions that I find dumb is people who book breakfast reservations at Crystal Palace at like 9 or 9:30am. I take it as a sign that you're inexperienced, or just don't care about ride lines I guess? If you're going to be in MK early, don't waste the low crowd time eating at CP!?!? Eat there at 11 for brunch or eat there at 8am on a Non-EMH day. Don't eat there first thing when the park opens and you can walk on any ride
This reminds of being at Universal right at opening and seeing hordes of people lining up for Shrek 4D.
I wanted to go yell at all of them - no! You can do a high capacity theatre attraction any time, go line up for Despicable Me or something!
danyoung56
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A young couple is walking into Epcot. The young lady points at Spaceship Earth and says "That's the big golf ball. I'm not sure, but I think there's some kind of ride there . . . "
What did the phoenicians ever do for us 
KBLovedDisney
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"Hey! Come on, cheer up. We are at Disney World. The Happiest place on Earth!"
*Echo* The Happiest place on Earth...the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH....
*Echo* The Happiest place on Earth...the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH....
Gillyanne
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I was talking to my niece in line for the boats between epcot and MGM, and the cast member was like "where? MGM isn't around anymore" or something of that sort. butt out dude, it's still MGM to me b/c it's so much easier for me to say...