Yes, the Pub came from Ireland. The Bars are 130 years old. Much like we feel at 2am.
No, we stand corrected. The restrooms did come from Wisconsin. (Go Wisconsin!)
Yes, it is owned by some Irish guys. Their Bank Manager is delighted to see you here.
No, our Servers will not try an Irish dance – we tried them out and it was just ugly…
Yes, our food is different. Its what we eat in Ireland today (5 hours ago actually)
No, we don't cook anything from frozen or anything that's not fresh.
Yes, Irish cuisine has indeed come on a bit. Fancy that…
No, we don't know how Chef Kevin keeps his hair so sculpted.
Yes, he has cooked for Queen Elizabeth and U2.
No, he won't accept low quality ingredients (see line 3 above)
Yes, the "buy our Chef's book" sales pitch below is a little bit tacky. We're sorry.
No, we don't serve half pints. Its grounds for imprisonment back home in Ireland.
Yes, our house Band plays 6 nights a week. Talented too but don't tell them.
No, they don't have CD out yet. But we live in hope…
Yes, our Irish Dancer is pretty and she did dance with Michael Flatley
No, she is not on the dating market. (The line starts here…)
Yes, you can dance if the urge takes hold of you.
No, thanks but we'd rather not watch. Delicate tummies you know…
Yes, our little shop is quite pretty with fancy clobber and gifts. Thanks.
No, you can't take the bronze statue (outside) home with you.
Yes, our Fish'n'Chip store beside the Pub serves fresh fish flown daily from Boston.
No, we're not crazy. Its worth the effort. And the fish get air miles.