"Please join the Marlins Foundation for an evening of fun and stakes at the Craps, Blackjacks, Roulette, Poker and Domino tables as you rub elbows with your favorite Marlins players, coaches and alumni. Enjoy a night filled with hors d'oeuvres, open bars, dancing and entertainment, with the breathtaking view of downtown Miami."
This is an annual charity event they call "Fish 'N Chips." (Get it?) Tickets are $100. The number of Marlins players who showed up at the event this year to "rub elbows with" fans was...