Personally, whenever I'm exhausted at the end of the night, I'll find myself quoting John from the Carousel of Progress "I even hear tell of two brothers from North Carolina who are working on some kind of flying contraption. It'll never work." before exiting to my bedroom. I do this while comically stumbling about and slurring my speech, which gets charitable laughter from my girlfriend.
Surely I can't be the only crazy person here who does this, right? Right?!
Surely I can't be the only crazy person here who does this, right? Right?!