WDW Fashion Critique for Women

[riverscu0m0]

This thread is meant to be funny, honestly no offense is intended.
We've got one for men, so after popular demand (and a game of "who's going to start it) I figured it was time for it.

1. Spandex: I understand that spandex are comfortable and lightweight, however, I don't really need to see your leopard print thong through your shorts because they're too small.
2. Extremely Short Shorts: Okay, seriously I mean c'mon. Unless you're am NFL cheerleader you have NO excuse to be wearing these. I mean I hope that even an NFL cheerleader wouldn't wear these in the park. No one wants to see that (unless you are an NFL cheerleader, I can think of quite a few men who would enjoy that...)
3. Dresses: Okay, I myself wear dresses most days to the park. I don't mind them at all however there are certain cases. I'll elaborate: they're bad when A) You forget you're wearing one and sitting there like:
   
   I mean seriously, you're a lady sit like one. B) Your dress is so short that when you bend over it doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Seriously, have a little modesty. (sorry the gif is so big)
4. Pajamas: Pajamas on the kids for the parade is 100% understandable, however I don't really understand why some full grown adults feel the need to wear PJ's to the park. They're comfy I get it while WDW is a pretty casual and laid back place. You could at least try, and not just kind of roll out of bed in the morning....

I know that a lot of the other females on here have strong opinions on a lot of this. Post away!
Just as a reminder, this is just a silly thread and in no way is meant to offend anyone.

 

[wendysue]

#4 for sure! Saw someone last time in MK wearing slippers with their Jammie bottoms.

 

[ShookieJones]

Aha a response from the ladies!
The picture of Loki spread eagle is worth the price of admission. LOL..

 

[Sans Souci]

Mutton Dressed as Lamb: Yes, we all know you fancy yourself to be a MILF or a cougar, but Forever 21 is just the name of the store--they don't mean it literally. So wipe off the glitter, take off the micro-mini and search for that last shred of dignity. This is WDW, not South Beach.

 

[Britt]

Can I just have a moment with Loki alone please???? ; )

 

[Bob Saget]

Extremely Short Shorts:

You mean to deprive us men of one of the greatest creations in the history of civilized clothing, which is women in short shorts???

Mods, I demand a Dislike button immediately.

 

[MissMorrow]

Wearing stilettos, wedges, or some other obviously uncomfortable shoe. I don't understand what they're thinking. Comfortable shoes make my feet hurt after a full day at the parks. I can’t even imagine wearing those.

 

[worldfanatic]

I think the main problem with some of the things being worn is the wearers simply don't have the goods to pull it off.
I'm a red blooded American male, I'm all for short shorts, dresses, and spandex.
By my God.........do some of the ladies even look in the mirror before leaving their hotel room?
I know you're on vacation and you want to live it up, but think about the rest of us.
You could accidentally end up in the background of one of our pictures!
The Humanity!!!!

 

[Britt]

I think the main problem with some of the things being worn is the wearers simply don't have the goods to pull it off.
I'm a red blooded American male, I'm all for short shorts, dresses, and spandex.
By my God.........do some of the ladies even look in the mirror before leaving their hotel room?
I know you're on vacation and you want to live it up, but think about the rest of us.
You could accidentally end up in the background of one of our pictures!
The Humanity!!!!

Oh my gosh! hahahahahahahaha

 

[riverscu0m0]

You mean to deprive us men of one of the greatest creations in the history of civilized clothing, which is women in short shorts???

Mods, I demand a Dislike button immediately.

"(unless you are an NFL cheerleader, I can think of quite a few men who would enjoy that...)"
I will remember to add your name to this list!

I think the main problem with some of the things being worn is the wearers simply don't have the goods to pull it off.

I agree, kinda if you got it flaunt it thing.

Wearing stilettos, wedges, or some other obviously uncomfortable shoe. I don't understand what they're thinking. Comfortable shoes make my feet hurt after a full day at the parks. I can’t even imagine wearing those.

I almost added this to the list, but then decided that anyone who can triumph walking around a park all day with those on probably deserve a medal no matter how stupid they look. I can't even go to a party for two hours without having to take them off

 

[Tomi-Rocket]

My post is a piece of clothing that women are lacking - bras! Ladies (and I guess if this thread means you, I use that term loosely), please in all that is decent and holy, PLEASE wears bras with your clothing! If you cannot wear one with a certain top then don't bring that top. This is a family environment not Hollywood. The only females that shouldn't be wearing bras are little girls.

 

[Britt]

My post is a piece of clothing that women are lacking - bras! Ladies (and I guess if this thread means you, I use that term loosely), please in all that is decent and holy, PLEASE wears bras with your clothing! If you cannot wear one with a certain top then don't bring that top. This is a family environment not Hollywood. The only females that shouldn't be wearing bras are little girls.

I 100% agree! I do not know a single adult female who can get away with no bra at WDW/DL!!

 

[loveofamouse]

Wedge heels
stilettos

Crop tops
Swim tops
Short skirts/dresses
Mini anything (unless there's an extra N and an E at the end)

Just because you are a smaller size doesn't mean you can wear the bikini, crop or tight clothes. You have to be IN SHAPE. What I hate more than fat women in shorts (which I really don't have issue with if they look good) is a skinny girl in short shorts and a crop top but their thighs are jiggly, the belly flops over the belt, the armpit fat clings to the speghetti straps, etc. It's gross.

 

[riverscu0m0]

Yes, okay, Bob this is what I meant by short shorts

 

[The Mom]

As a woman "of a certain age" the questions are always, "Can I wear it? and "Should I wear it?" If the answer to the first is no, then the answer to the second is always no. If you have to ask the second question, the answer is also, no.

I'm afraid this thread is definitely going downhill, so time to lock it.