[DISNEY'S AUTO-RESPONSE]Due to budget cuts, most jokes will involve a similar punchline of removing a plural be it physical, abstract or metaphorical and no one will be here personally to tend to your concerns of Shenanigans. [Message 42-10]
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The Budget Cuts Joke Thread
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[DISNEY'S AUTO-RESPONSE]Due to budget cuts, most jokes will involve a similar punchline of removing a plural be it physical, abstract or metaphorical and no one will be here personally to tend to your concerns of Shenanigans. [Message 42-10]
Wdw62114
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Due to budget cuts, We have decided to re-imagine our new nighttime fireworks displays in the Magic Kingdom. Starting Memorial Day weekend, Guests will experience magic never before seen by our new director of nighttime entertainment "Kickin Wing". Guests will enjoy 25 minutes of snakes and sparklers all synchronized to the inspiring music from "High School Musical". The Tomorrowland dessert party for this event will still be offered to guests for the low price of $79/person.
betty rose
Well-Known Member
Due to budget cuts, drinks will cost 15.00$, and it's byob.
Wendy Pleakley
Well-Known Member
Due to budget cuts, DVC kiosks will now only appear every 12 feet, down from the current placement of every 10 feet.
betty rose
Well-Known Member
Due to budget cuts toilet paper will no longer be furnished in park bathrooms, but we have a special dispenser in each stall, that will dispense scratchy paper for only $5.00 a sheet.
Wendy Pleakley
Well-Known Member
Due to budget cuts, Disco Yeti has been replaced by Quietly Meditating Yeti.
Wendy Pleakley
Well-Known Member
Due to budget cuts, the Teacups are now inexpensive Styrofoam cups.
Disney4family
Well-Known Member
Ahhhh. Reminds me of the time I visited East Berlin before the Wall came down. We had to pay a big, round, scary East German woman money to get one square of toilet paper. She was too scary to offer more money for another square. As Stacey would say - Kind of reminds me of my Uncle Phil.
spacemt354
Chili's
"While we are aware of potential budget limitations, we'd like to ensure all our loyal guests that none of those cuts will affect our flagship resort of Walt Disney World, nor any of our loyal guests"
- Said no Disney Exec ever.
- Said no Disney Exec ever.
spacemt354
Chili's
Due to budget cuts, Pandora in Animal Kingdom is actually just going to be a jewelry shop
mf1972
Well-Known Member
due to budget cuts, changes have been made to the Disney Dining Plan. guests at all levels of the DDP will receive a piece of toast in the morning, small soup & a slice of bread for lunch, & a PB&J uncrustables for dinner.
beverages & snacks will no longer be provided in the DDP. guests are strongly encouraged to purchase any snack or beverage on WDW property as a substitution.
DDP prices will remain the same.
beverages & snacks will no longer be provided in the DDP. guests are strongly encouraged to purchase any snack or beverage on WDW property as a substitution.
DDP prices will remain the same.
MississippiBelle
Well-Known Member
Jokes? I thought this was the "submit a money making idea to a Disney exec" thread?
Beacon Joe
Well-Known Member
Due to budget cuts, construction of the poorly-conceived "Avatar Land" has been scrapped and will be replaced with a new theater in the round to house the return of "Pocahantas and her Forest Friends." Considering that "Avatar" had the same f@#$ing plot as "Pocahantas," this is an amazing moment of corporate efficiency and synergy.