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The Budget Cuts Joke Thread
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betty rose
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I saw that too, along with changing babies on dining tables. I wouldn't take a baby into any restroom, with the condition they are in.
slappy magoo
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But you will get a group discount if you get 10 or more hairs cut.
ShoalFox
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- In the Parks
- Yes
Or, place the contents of your stomach in the compartment in front of you along with your other belongings.due to budget cuts, vomit bags will no longer be provided in Mission:Space. for the courtesy to other riders, we ask that you either hold down the contents of your previous meal, or swallow it the best you can.
we regret any inconvenience this may cause...
Andrew_Animatronic
Active Member
Due to budget cuts and the expenses of ride maintenance, we are getting rid of the entirety of the Test Track ride experience. However, due to overwhelming support, the sim car design portion of the original ride will still be in place, as well as the gift shop. So you're welcome. 
GenerationX
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Due to budget cuts, we can no longer afford to pay seven dwarfs for work that could just as easily be done by five dwarfs. Dopey, Sleepy, you haven't been pulling your share. Heave-ho, heave-ho, it's off of work you go ...
2bornot2be
Active Member
Due to Budget cuts and in a desperate effort to gain revenue, Disney announced All parks will switch back to “A,” “B,” “C,” “D,” and “E” tickets for attractions. Park Admission will come with a Basic Book of 15 tickets and a Premium Book (30-Tickets) can be purchased for $50.00
Single additional Tickets can be purchased for:
A Ticket $5.00
B Ticket $6.00
C Ticket $7.00
D Ticket $9.00
E Ticket $10.00
Single additional Tickets can be purchased for:
A Ticket $5.00
B Ticket $6.00
C Ticket $7.00
D Ticket $9.00
E Ticket $10.00
Sonconato
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SpaceMountain75
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Inner Workings of TWDC
"Hey Bob, I've got a new idea," says the exec.
"Well, go on...I'm all ears," replies Chapek.
"What if we cleared out a stale old '55 original..."
"...And put in something entirely fictional?!"
"Yes that's it! Frontierland is yesterday's news."
"Absolutely! And the Rivers of America has always been such a snooze."
"Who cares that Walt built it himself, it doesn't matter."
"Exactly, if he'd have known about Star Wars, he would've definitely built the latter."
"Don't forget that such an impressive feat will require multiple hikes of admission."
"For sure! Especially considering that it'll be such a ground-breaking addition."
"And to all who say that this is a bad idea, I guess that's just too tragic."
"Eh, who needs them? They're just losers like @SpaceMountain75 on WDWMAGIC."
"Hey Bob, I've got a new idea," says the exec.
"Well, go on...I'm all ears," replies Chapek.
"What if we cleared out a stale old '55 original..."
"...And put in something entirely fictional?!"
"Yes that's it! Frontierland is yesterday's news."
"Absolutely! And the Rivers of America has always been such a snooze."
"Who cares that Walt built it himself, it doesn't matter."
"Exactly, if he'd have known about Star Wars, he would've definitely built the latter."
"Don't forget that such an impressive feat will require multiple hikes of admission."
"For sure! Especially considering that it'll be such a ground-breaking addition."
"And to all who say that this is a bad idea, I guess that's just too tragic."
"Eh, who needs them? They're just losers like @SpaceMountain75 on WDWMAGIC."
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OMG. LOL. This thread is *so* funny and all kinds of awesome.
I definitely think this approach is more along the lines of "robbing Peter to pay Paul." Peter is the four WDW Parks and Paul is DVC and the resort hotels.
Disney wrongfully allocated money intended for the parks to fund all of the DVC and hotel projects. It's so unfair.
Epcot is in real bad shape. So is DHS, but at least effort is underway to fix things there. And, Disney needs to do something with that Monorail, too.
***sigh*** Okay, I get it. I can see your *sarcasm*. Albeit, not at first though. I read that and I was like -- really? You had me for split second. ***Ugh***
I totally agree with you about lumping everything together -- it's just that a lot of people don't know about the Royal Summerhus part.
And, I forgot to mention the new castle show - Mickey's Royal Friendship Faire.
LOL. Your joke is funny, though.
LOL. This is just too funny -- I could not stop giggling. Thank you, I really needed that.
OMG. This is the freaking "joke" thread. And, where is your "budget cut" joke contribution? And yes, I totally agree with you.
I definitely think this approach is more along the lines of "robbing Peter to pay Paul." Peter is the four WDW Parks and Paul is DVC and the resort hotels.
Disney wrongfully allocated money intended for the parks to fund all of the DVC and hotel projects. It's so unfair.
Epcot is in real bad shape. So is DHS, but at least effort is underway to fix things there. And, Disney needs to do something with that Monorail, too.
***sigh*** Okay, I get it. I can see your *sarcasm*. Albeit, not at first though. I read that and I was like -- really? You had me for split second. ***Ugh***
I totally agree with you about lumping everything together -- it's just that a lot of people don't know about the Royal Summerhus part.
And, I forgot to mention the new castle show - Mickey's Royal Friendship Faire.
LOL. Your joke is funny, though.
JohnHangen
Active Member
Due to budget cuts the Yeti will not be fixed and the strobe lights will be permanently turned off to help cut down the WDW electricity bill. Guests are urged to blink rapidly while passing by stationary Yeti to get full Yeti effect.
Goofyernmost
Well-Known Member
Goodness, one minute chastising someone for not keeping with the spirit of the thread, only to do it yourself in the next sentence.Due to Extensive Budget Cuts....
The last two meme's were good though.
Monorail_Red_77
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What will they think of next..... Next thing you know they will mop the floors and dining tables with the same mop. Oh wait.. they have already been caught doing that..
JIMINYCR
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Due to budget cuts there will no longer be street performers or stage shows. Any guest who wishes to perform for other guests may break out in a song and dance routine wherever and whenever they wish. Costumes and musical instruments will be placed at various places on property. Please take care not to soil the costumes as laundering services will no longer exist.
Hoop Dee Doo Review tickets will still be on sale, however since you all know the entire routine, anyone who wishes to get up on stage and play their favorite part may do so for the entertainment of others.
Hoop Dee Doo Review tickets will still be on sale, however since you all know the entire routine, anyone who wishes to get up on stage and play their favorite part may do so for the entertainment of others.