Official 2013 to who knows when?" Walt Disney World BAR-ROOM BRAWL!!!!!!!

[Figgy1]

and the fish were very happy in Bay Lake because

 

[SAV]

all of the fisherman left to go and get free Dole Whip Mix. But the mix dust in the air caused them all to sneeze ferociously, which caused...

 

[Figgy1]

@PhilharMagician to go running towards EPCOT shouting

 

[PhilharMagician]

Give me beer or give me death!

 

[Figgy1]

So we let hm die or did we

 

[PhilharMagician]

take care of his need for the dark amber liquid?

 

[Figgy1]

Heck no but we did

 

[PhilharMagician]

kick him while he was down and then proceeded to....

 

[Figgy1]

Drink our way around WS without him because he was too busy

 

[PhilharMagician]

being hauled off in an ambulance since neither @real mad hatter or @mrdisman came to help after @figmentfan423 beating.

 

[Figgy1]

Having felt sorry for @PhilharMagician I picked him up from the hospital and took him to Via Napoili for lunch when @real mad hatter

 

[PhilharMagician]

ordered up a pitcher of LaRossa for the table.

 

[SAV]

"ONLY ONE PITCHER?" Figgy screamed! "YOU CHEAP SON OF A"...back at Magic Kingdom, ...

 

[PhilharMagician]

Mickey was just waking up after celebrating Cinco de Mayo way too hard yesterday. Next thing you know Minnie walks in and slaps Mickey right across the face and said "you dirty SOB you slept with......

 

[Figgy1]

Pluto

 

[PhilharMagician]

and he's pregnant! What are you going to do about.........

 

[Figgy1]

Quick we are going to make lots of money by selling our story!

 

[SAV]

So they start planning a trip to sell the story, but realize Pluto isn't pregnant. He just looked that way because he ate an entire...

 

[Figgy1]

Kitchen sink and then he

 

[PhilharMagician]

began to heave. We realized he actually ate a kitchen sink so he needed....