Lord of the TripReports: Return of the Freak

alrighty...well, before I begin...I just wanna say that I'm not "really" gonna rhyme this one...if it happens it happens :lookaroun

Unlike Stadler and Waldorf...your feet AREN'T bolted to the floors, you didn't LOSE a contest, and you don't HAVE to read :lookaroun

(ok, so you must MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
 

WDWFREAK53

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[Freaky:] I can show you the Earth
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, leeocean, now when did
You last get your Spaceship ride?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On an omnimover ride

A whole new world
Our fantastic planet in view
No one to tell us no
Or where we'll go
Who cares if we're only creeping

[leeocean:] A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when we're way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I see our whole new world in view

[Freaky:] Now I see our whole new world in view

[leeocean:] Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Spinning, rotating, descending
Past an endless diamond sky
A whole new world

[Freaky:] Don't you dare close your eyes

[leeocean:] A hundred thousand things to see

[Freaky:] Hold your breath - it's the dark ages

[leeocean:] We're like two shooting stars
We've come so far
We can't go back home, you and me

[Freaky:] A whole new world

[leeocean:] Every turn a surprise

[Freaky:] With no Horizons to pursue

[leeocean:] Every scene it gets better

[Both:] We'll chase them anywhere
There's no time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be

[Freaky:] A leave a legacy base
[leeocean:] A climax in space
[Both:] For you and me
 

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WDWFREAK53

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Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
In the tower of doooooom
 

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Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The Freak, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
 

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We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!


We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig


Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho
 

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Baby mine, don't you cry
Baby mine, dry your eyes
Rest your head close to my heart
Never to part, baby of mine
Little one when you play
Don't you mind what you say
Let those eyes sparkle and shine
Never a tear, baby of mine
If they knew sweet little you
They'd end up loving you too
All those same people who scold you
What they'd give just for
The right to hold you
From your head to your toes
You're not much, goodness knows
But you're so precious to me
Cute as can be, baby of mine
 

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Following the Dumbo, the Dumbo, the Dumbo
We're following the Dumbo wherever he may go
On Dumbo we are soaring, are soaring, are soaring
On Dumbo we are soaring
'Cause Timothy told us so
Tee Dum, tee Bo
A teedle ee Dum tee Bo
He flies for fun
And this is the way we go:
Come on, hop in
And fly your Dumbo
With a teedle ee Dum
A teedle do tee day
Following the Dumbo, the Dumbo, the Dumbo
We're following the Dumbo wherever he may go
On Dumbo we are soaring, are soaring, are soaring
On Dumbo we are soaring
'Cause Timothy told us so
Tee Dum, tee 'Bo
A teedle ee do tee day
We fly along and
These are the words we say:
Tee Dum, tee 'Bo,
A teedle deelde deeay
Oh, a teedle ee dum
A teedle ee do tee day
Oh, a teedle ee dum
A teedle ee do tee day
 

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[Freak:]
Ain't it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin' in May
I feel like I could fly

[leeocean:]
Now Freak, none of your larking about!

[Freak:]
'Ave you ever seen
The sea so clean?
Or a bluer sky?

[leeocean:]
Oh, it's a jolly holiday
With Freaky
Freaky makes your 'eart so light

[Freak:]
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Lauren makes the sun shine bright!

[leeocean:] Oh, honestly!

[Freak:]
Oh Test Track is zoomin'
All around us
The FastPass lines are filing
as they shove
When you're Living with the Land
You sit not stand
Your boat starts rockin'
Like a Metal band

[leeocean:] You are lightheaded!

[Freak:]

It's a jolly holiday with Lauren
No wonder that the sun is up above
 

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Hi-diddle-dee-dee
A pirate's life for me
A big black hat and a "John Silver" name
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
Hi-diddle-dee-day
A pirate's yes is "aye"
It's great to be a celebrity
A pirate's life for me
Hi-diddle-dee-dum
A pirate carries a gun
Hi-diddle-dee-dee
A pirate's life for me
The Black Pearl is your favorite boat
The ship's so old it can barely float
Hi-diddle-dee-dum
A pirate carries a gun
You pillage and plunder and take some more
You man the deck and let your sails soar
You steal from the rich and take cuz you're poor
A pirate's life for me
Hi diddle dee dee
A pirate's life for me
A big black hat and a "John Silver" name
A watch of gold and a diamond chain
Hi diddle dee dee
You sleep till after two
You show frustration with a big "Arrr"
You tour the seas near and far
The moonlight shines and shows who you are
A pirate's life for me
 

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Look at my skin
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my complexion's discreet?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Freak
The Freak who has ev'rything?
Look at this lycra
With the big "F" of gold
How many muscles can one jumpsuit hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) he's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
(You want thingamabobs?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the children are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em dancin'
Ridin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - surreys
Stridin' your legs you don't get too far
Wheels are required for rollin', movin'
Gettin' away from the...
(What's that word again?) flurries
Out where they ride
Out having fun
Out in the warm Florida sun
Wanderin' free
I used to be
Part of that world
 

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ok...now for some seriousness before..."something completely different" :lol:

Mission:Space - 5 trips to Mars...unbelievable...I think I'll go start a thread about how great it was!!! :lookaroun (just kidding Rob and Jer)

Rides (besides Night of Joy traffic) were walkon for the entire trip...Mission:Space and Test Track went straight to the ready rooms every time.

Illuminations...still to this day...this show "WOW's" me.
(leeocean...the Eiffel Tower is BEHIND those lights.... :lookaroun )

We stayed at the Dolphin and the only time we took a bus was to get from the resort to the Animal Kingdom and from the resort to Downtown Disney. We walked everywhere else...it just "keeps you in the magic."
 

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Friday: We gelled over to the Dolphin, dropped the bags, and headed to the Magic Kingdom...via monorail. Of course we had to make a stop at Mission:Space first though (Gold Room...leeocean - Navigator, Freaky - Pilot)

Hit the Magic Kingdom to just take in the sights...no rides, just walked around, grabbed a Dole Whip :slurp: and headed to MGM (via monorail to Epcot...through Epcot...walked to MGM)

We decided to go to MGM because RnR would be going down for rehab and we wanted to...go..."TO THE FORUM!" After our rides on RnR and ToT...we shot over to Epcot to watch Illuminations. After Illuminations was over, we just sat on a bench and watched them pack up.

Saturday: Rise and shine, it's off to the Animal Kingdom (Darrel...it's NAHtazu). Grabbed a quick breakfast at the Tusker House, then it was off to the safari. We kind of just quickly did Animal Kingdom because the weather was just "icky"...but we did check out the construction of Everest and the "real estate" they're clearing is pretty substantial.

After the DAK, we headed to the Magic Kingdom and went clockwise starting with Adventureland (ok...for you "perfectionists" I guess we HAD to have started on Main Street USA). We hit the Jungle Cruise first, then the Tiki Room , then off to visit those landlubber haters...

The Night of Joy crowd was beginning to pick up so we skipped Tomorrowland...Off to Epcot for us.

We hit Test Track this time and then ate in Italy at Alfredo's. We shot over to Mission:Space afterwards and then had time to watch Illuminations once again.

Sunday: Tomorrowland for us :)

After playing phone tag with "The Mom" we finally did hook up outside of Space Mountain. Together, the three of us rode TTA, Buzz Lightyear (leeocean kicked butt...yes...a girl beat me...but she got lucky!...at least I didn't get beat at a video game by my Mom :lookaroun ). Space Mountain closed down right as we were about to get on... So...we decided to have a cool beverage in Epcot.

The Mexico pavilion would be the place of choice for Margaritas :slurp: . We met up with Angelique and chatted for about an hour until we had to say goodbye to "The Mom" (Guys...how disappointed was I...I meet the mom...and get no cookies ) ;)

Hehehe, am I cruel for making leeocean try Beverly? MUAHAHAHHA

LeeO, Ang, and I walked down to MGM, did the Tower (RnR was closed by this time) and then saw Fantasmic...yet another show that never wears thin with me.

Monday Monday MONDAY!

Future World...I got to visit Figgy!!! :sohappy: Yes, of course...Mission:Space and Test Track too... (Oh, and Grizz...I didn't disappoint...I did ride Spaceship Earth!)

In World Showcase, we "ate" around the world...and had everything from Beavertails to Eggrolls to Chocolate Covered Strawberries to Nachos :slurp:

We gelled back to the pool (Grotto...sorry) and then met up hopped over to Downtown Disney, did some shopping, and then met up with Angelique again and went to the Adventurer's Club.

KUNGALOOSH! (Told ya I'm a Freak ;) if you don't believe me...ask Samantha Sterling)

Tuesday: We shot over to MGM, got our final ride of Tower of Terror in, then jockey'd over to Epcot, rode Mission:Space and Test Track...shot over to the Magic Kingdom, rode Space Mountain and the Haunted Mansion...then jammed back to the hotel...stopping at Mission:Space along the way to make it our first and final attraction to ride.
 

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Hey look!!!

I found the SUPER DUPER MISSION SPACE LADDER!!!

and...it NOW is used for the new Magic Kingdom Ladder cams!!!
 

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Ok...and since you guys have been waiting patiently...

Mullet? What's a mullet?

Check this monstrosity of a hairdo out :lol:
 

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WDWFREAK53

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Ok...this concludes this broadcast of Lord of the TripReports: Return of the Freak

If you enjoyed this, please check out "Lord of Morocco: The Two Towers" and "Lord of the Boats: The Friendships of the Boardwalk"

:lookaroun
 

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