If the Magic Kingdom lands got into a fight, who would win?

[Matt_Black]

Let's say someone, like Maleficent, casts a spell that turns the various lands of the Magic Kingdom into people. Said people then get into a brawl. Who wins?

 

[Mickey5150]

Main Street USA, every other land is prone to breakdown at any moment.

 

[Matt_Black]

Main Street USA, every other land is prone to breakdown at any moment.

Yes, but I imagine the person version of Main Street U.S.A. would be something of a dandy. Like the guy from the W.B. Mason logo.

 

[The_Jobu]

Let's say someone, like Maleficent, casts a spell that turns the various lands of the Magic Kingdom into people. Said people then get into a brawl. Who wins?

Fantasyland because MAGIC!

 

[Courtney6682]

Tomorrowland....lasers and death rays and such lol

 

[Matt_Black]

Fantasyland because MAGIC!

No magic!

Tomorrowland....lasers and death rays and such lol

No weapons!

 

[The_Jobu]

No magic!

No weapons!

Oh man... uh... hmm... Frontierland! All rugged and grizzled and such. He's seen some (*%$.

 

[ScottKC]

Frontierland, definitely, all of those bar room brawls, bear killing while only 3, etc.

 

[Raineman]

Even though it's technically not a "land", I would have to vote for the hub. I could see the castle changing into the largest Transformer you have ever seen, and it would wipe the floor with the other lands.

 

[maroonmol]

What an cool thread idea! I would say adventureland, he/she's probably used to fighting with the pirates and the animals in JC could be a backup army.

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Frontierland.

 

[EOD K9]

Storybook Circus, because the other lands would be all..."Look how cute and cudly"...and would be taken aback by the cuteness. Then, SC gives them a cheapshot uppercut and then a right cross for the KO.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

Liberty Square. Abe Lincoln mixed with Mansion zombie powers.

 

[danyoung56]

No magic!
No weapons!

These restrictions were not included in your original premise. Someone could say "Frontierland" and you could say "No guns!" Stick to what you asked.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Yes, but I imagine the person version of Main Street U.S.A. would be something of a dandy. Like the guy from the W.B. Mason logo.

Are you sure? He'd seem top notch...

 

[Tebo]

Storybook Circus: Flying Elephants

 

[Matt_Black]

These restrictions were not included in your original premise. Someone could say "Frontierland" and you could say "No guns!" Stick to what you asked.

I said "brawl" which generally implies horseplay, fisticuffs, roughhousing, etc. The Brooklyn Brawler never displayed supernatural powers or used weapons. Admittedly, that's because he usually got clobbered before he had any sort of chance, but NEVERTHELESS!

 

[Matt_Black]

Storybook Circus: Flying Elephants

Elephants aren't people, or at least not recognized as such under U.S. law. The representative for SC would be a carnie or a roustabout.

Or a scary clown.

 

[ninjaprincess]

Adventureland.....Pirates.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

I imagine it's the land that has this guy...

 

[Roakor]

Adventure Land

because pirates...