Google to buy Disney

Tim G

Well-Known Member
Boy: Dad??? DAD!!! What's Disney???

Dad: Look it up in Google!

Boy: What's Raided?

Dad: Raided means greedy moves to get something!

Boy: And where was Disney???

Dad: As long as I can remember... On the intenet in Google's virtual World.

Boy: Did Disney once really exist?

Dad: Look it up in Google!!

Boy: Can't find anything about Disney, how come???

Dad: That's because it was too long ago!

Boy: How come...

Dad: (sigh) Son... it's the year 2250...

Boy: I found some pictures of someone called Robert Iger

Dad: Who is that??

Boy: (grin) Look it up in good old Google...

Dad: (sigh) Right! What ever would have become of us without the all mighty Google...



Boy... YOU WOULD STILL BE CALLED MICKEY!!!
 
-Steve Jobs owns PIXAR and Apple (and others but they are not inportant right now)
-Disney buys PIXAR
-Steve Jobs gets put on the Disney Board of Directors, and is also the largest share holder of the Walt Disney Co.

Now Back to Steve Jobs owning apple.

-Google CEO joins Apple Board of Directors http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2003
-Apple makes awesome Computers:)

-Google is to Apple as Apple is to Disney
For you hardcore Algebra freaks: Google < Apple < Disney

The partnership between apple and Disney is extremely evident when talking about the iTunes Store. Disney was there first supplier for TV Shows and now the same for Movies. And it is one successful partnership http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2064 . So good that Bob Iger has already endorsed the soon to be released "iTV" from apple http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2066. Apple will also benefit from this partnership because Apple is rumored to be working on an "iPhone" and it could easliy just tack on to Disney's network.

The Google and Apple partnership is now starting to appear http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2141 .

This is all the partnership stuff I want to talk about for today so lets hope disney doesnt need color creation software http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2147.



LATER :wave:
 

SGT623

Member
Soooo then Google mergers with Apple and then Apple merges with Disney and then the world all wears mouse ears or else? LOL! This reminds me of that South Park episode with Cartman's trapper keeper becomming all powerful.
 

sanctumsolitude

Active Member
Competition is good, lets leave NBC/Universal alone.

Instead, Disney should merge with Apple, Nintendo, EMI and OLC...

Now that would be a company.
 

Tim G

Well-Known Member
-Steve Jobs owns PIXAR and Apple (and others but they are not inportant right now)
-Disney buys PIXAR
-Steve Jobs gets put on the Disney Board of Directors, and is also the largest share holder of the Walt Disney Co.

Now Back to Steve Jobs owning apple.

-Google CEO joins Apple Board of Directors http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2003
-Apple makes awesome Computers:)

-Google is to Apple as Apple is to Disney
For you hardcore Algebra freaks: Google < Apple < Disney

The partnership between apple and Disney is extremely evident when talking about the iTunes Store. Disney was there first supplier for TV Shows and now the same for Movies. And it is one successful partnership http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2064 . So good that Bob Iger has already endorsed the soon to be released "iTV" from apple http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2066. Apple will also benefit from this partnership because Apple is rumored to be working on an "iPhone" and it could easliy just tack on to Disney's network.

The Google and Apple partnership is now starting to appear http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2141 .

This is all the partnership stuff I want to talk about for today so lets hope disney doesnt need color creation software http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2147.



LATER :wave:
And if my mother had B...S she would have been my father... :D :D: D
 

head mouse

Member
Sorry this is the stupidest thing I've heard in awhile!


True. Maybe Disney buying Google, but not the other way around.


-Apple makes awesome Computers:)

DREVILYeahRight.jpg
 

scpergj

Well-Known Member
And in the end we all will be eaten by Microsoft... :D

This reminds me of a good one I saw recently. Keep in mind that I am a Microsoft SQL Server DBA, developer, and Systems administrator:

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D
</pre> <!-- 12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324 --> 'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Gotta love that geek humor....

Kevin
 

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