First cruise ever in October

[George]

So, my family is taking our first cruise ever in October. I'm a 45 year old man who grew up in Florida and has never been on a cruise of any type. Thus, I am going to occasionally ask for advice from all the seasoned cruisers who post in this here section of the message board.

First, is there a cache of weapons I can access? I'm assuming the either being boarded by pirates or witnessing a horrible crime on the lawless high seas is fairly common and I want to assist in defending the boat.

 

[DISNEY FANTASY]

The biggest defender you need is against the weapon on your credit card. It will have an onslaught from getting on the ship to a heart attack on the final morning.

I suggest plan a lot, Google navigators the ships daily guide for your cruise and plan from them, also check when you can book, shore trips, and spa and adult means, it will most likely be 75 days ore cruise and do they on that day at 00.00.

 

[WWWD]

Bring rum on your carry-on. It will lesson your bar bill and invading pirates don't fight very well when they're drunk. Plus an empty bottle always makes a great weapon - seen it in the movies a hundred times so I know it's true.

 

[CheshireCat12]

Bring rum on your carry-on. It will lesson your bar bill and invading pirates don't fight very well when they're drunk. Plus an empty bottle always makes a great weapon - seen it in the movies a hundred times so I know it's true.

Oh, so THAT's where the rum has gone! Jack will be glad to know...