Disneyland is a sham!

[JoFu]

At least according to this little girl, I think @Kira Nerys has some vlog competition here.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

It was obviously scripted by the parents.

 

[Californian Elitist]

As humorous as this video is, I agree that the child's parents most likely coached her into saying these things.

 

[Stevek]

Check out their "Disneyland with the Stauffer's" video...where they are all walking off a private jet. Must be nice.

 

[Phroobar]

You can go inside Disneyland's castle.
Who are these people?

 

[Dead2009]

I commend the parents in exploiting their child for YouTube hits /sarcasm.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Check out their "Disneyland with the Stauffer's" video...where they are all walking off a private jet. Must be nice.

Disneyland YouTubers are primarily wealthy white people displaying their wealth and power.

 

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Disneyland YouTubers are primarily wealthy white people displaying their wealth and power.

Aren't you a part of this group now? I want to see your private jet on your vlog.

 

[JoFu]

Aren't you a part of this group now? I want to see your private jet on your vlog.

I thought he was doing his nude screenings of Titanic from it.

 

[TP2000]

As humorous as this video is, I agree that the child's parents most likely coached her into saying these things.

This poor child has dozens of videos her parents have put on YouTube. It's a creepy way to start a childhood, and I can only imagine how annoying the parents must be to speak with or be near.

The child will be an absolute terror and attention monster by the time she is 14.

 

[Curious Constance]

I find these types of videos horribly annoying. The only reason the camera stops and restarts after every couple of words is because it took the kid 3000 times to get the next fed line correct.

 

[NobodyElse]

I find these types of videos horribly annoying. The only reason the camera stops and restarts after every couple of words is because it took the kid 3000 times to get the next fed line correct.

Yes, after The Landlord , that technique was all played out.

 

[Herbie]

Sad to watch, but she's got great line delivery o:

 

[Bairstow]

Sad to watch, but she's got great line delivery o:

Too bad she can only memorize 3.6 seconds of worth of lines at a time before parroting back the next one.

 

[Phroobar]

Too bad she can only memorize 3.6 seconds of worth of lines at a time before parroting back the next one.

How many lines can the Disney Bears without day jobs say without giggling uncontrollably or sounding like an 80's valley girl?

 

[Herbie]

Too bad she can only memorize 3.6 seconds of worth of lines at a time before parroting back the next one.

She's what, four? o: since when were you a talented child actress?

 

[Bairstow]

She's what, four? o: since when were you a talented child actress?

My criticism is not directed at the child.

 

[Herbie]

My criticism is not directed at the child.

Forgive me because I agree. Frankly, child actors scare me.
It's sad to ponder but this happens all the time, even with the most enjoyable and well-rounded child actors. That's not an excuse, but this is no different than a child in a commercial or TV series or film. I'd like to hold out hope and imagine she'll adjust fine, especially with the minimal exposure. It is an issue but how do we address that when this kind of parenting is at the core of every single child actor we've ever seen on screen? #deepthoughts

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

I want to have a child and after bringing it to Disneyland for a couple of years obviously just because I want to go and it would have no clue what was going on, I would train it to be a successful Disney YouTuber. The first child to do the Haunted Mansion over and over again and quote Titanic. My God. It'll be beautiful.

 

[Herbie]

The first child to ... quote Titanic.

Too late.