Disney After Hours Ticketed Events You Will Never See

[Bob Saget]

Annual Ticket Price Increase Parade & Official Announcement (ATPIPOA)
(Difference in admission cost after announcement is due upon exit).

 

[Uncle Lupe]

Wonders of Life Pavilion Maury Povich You Are Not The Father Bachelor Celebration! (WOLPMPYANTFBC)

 

[PUSH]

Ariel's Oh-So Revealing Lingerie Party (AOSRLP)

 

[Jessica618]

Security's "What's that in the bag" Black-tie and rubber glove all orafice jamboree (for a nominal fee, continue the fun at the airport and bring more of the magic home!)

 

[Animaniac93-98]

Country Bear Racist and Not-So-PC Hoedown Celebration

Out with the Old, In with the New: Hall of President's Switcher-Roo!

 

[The Duck]

Jose' Carioca's Brazilian Chant-a-Palooza Party.
Figment's Flatulence Festival.
The Uncle Remus Lecture Series: This weeks topic ~ "How to get bluebird crap off your shoulder".

 

[Lucky]

Buzz's Magic Kingdom Pub Crawl

The Three Caballeros' Chili Cook-Off/Rapunzel's Bathroom Crawl (joint event)

 

[GrumpyFannyPack]

Pumba's-Not-So-Confidential-Colon-Screening-And-Ice-Cream-Social

 

[LucyBC]

Belle's Book Club: 50 Shades of Gray

They did say the Grey stuff is delicious.

 

[GenerationX]

Ariel's Bawdy Clamshell Decorating, Embroidering, and Fitting Gala (ABCDEFG)

 

[englanddg]

Ariel's Bawdy Clamshell Decorating, Embroidering, and Fitting Gala (ABCDEFG)

Bravo

 

[Uncle Lupe]

Tomorrwlands Carousel Of A Dystopian Future Logan's Run Half Marathon (TCOADFLRHM)

 

[EOD K9]

Disney's Brazillian Dance Off and Festival of the LOIN King. DBBOFLK.

This is definitely a Hard ticketed event.

 

[EOD K9]

Bay Lake Skinny Dip BLSD

 

[maryszhi]

hehehe this thread is hilarious....

 

[Animaniac93-98]

hehehe this thread is hilarious....

I don't see what's so funny. Think of all the money I'll have to spend to see these new events.

 

[Bob Saget]

Think of all the money I'll have to spend to see these new events.

But luckily, beginning in March Disney will be hosting the "Spent Too Much $$$ At WDW And Need Help Getting Out Of Debt Seminar." (STM$$$AWDWANHGOODS)

Despite the irony of having to purchase an extra ticket to attend this event, it really is quite resourceful.

 

[RedFurredCadet]

Here's one for you :

Joust Night at the Alcoholiseum: drink all you want while watching some unlucky tipsy volunteers fight against each other to their-

*gets shooed off by thrown boots*

 

[TropicalFig8]

Figment's Friday Night Frendzzy
Buck's Brony Brawl Nights

 

[bubbles1812]

Mr. Toad's Wild Night O' Fun! Featuring the Weasels! And Alcohol! And Old Fashioned Automobile Races Down Main Street!*^ (MTWNOFFTWAAAOFARDMS)

*Disney is not responsible for any lawsuits you may incur when you hit other guests during said races
^This event not Badger approved. Mole likes it though.