A Dark, Dark Story

[Progress.City]

In a dark, dark Multi-Verse,
there was a dark, dark Universe.
And in this dark, dark Universe,
there was a dark, dark Galaxy.
And in this dark, dark Galaxy,
there was a dark, dark star cluster.
And in this dark, dark star cluster,
there was a dark, dark star.
And orbiting this dark, dark star,
there was a dark, dark planet.
And on this dark, dark planet,
there was a dark, dark continent.
And on this dark, dark continent,
there was a dark, dark country.
And in this dark, dark country,
there was a dark, dark state.
And in this dark, dark state,
there was a dark, dark county.
And in this dark, dark county,
there was a dark, dark city.
And in this dark, dark city,
there was a dark, dark neighborhood.
And in this dark, dark neighborhood,
there was a dark, dark street.
And on this dark, dark street,
there was a dark, dark house.
And in this dark, dark house,
there was a dark, dark room.
And in this dark, dark room,
there was a dark, dark closet.
And in this dark, dark closet,
there was a dark, dark shelf.
And on this dark, dark shelf,
there was a dark, dark box.
And inside this dark, dark box,
there was a dark, dark purse.
And in this dark, dark purse,
there was a dark, dark compartment.
And in this dark, dark compartment,
there was a dark, dark wallet.
And inside this dark, dark wallet,
was a dark, dark pocket.
And in this dark, dark pocket,
there was a black cherry-flavored jelly bean!

THE END

 

[rsoxguy]

...and dark subconscious issues.

 

[Progress.City]

...and dark subconscious issues.

Don't read too much into it. I remembered it from when I was kid vacationing at the Concorde ski resort in upstate NY and my parents hired a babysitter while they were out. The babysitter told that story to my sister and I, and we never forgot it. Of course, my version is modified a bit.