random jokes

bizkid

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Original Poster

• Jul 17, 2003

• #1

hey, why did the bubble gum cross the road?

 

SirNim

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• Jul 17, 2003

• #2

it was stuck on the foot of the chicken who crossed the road... :snore: :dazzle:


:lol: :lol:

 

bizkid

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Original Poster

• Jul 17, 2003

• #3

nice.


heres another one...






what did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?




(no offense to any blondes)

 

SpongeScott

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• Jul 17, 2003

• #4

Originally posted by bizkid
nice.


heres another one...






what did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?




(no offense to any blondes)

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Look! Donut seeds!

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 17, 2003

• #5

What! There're not? no wonder nothing grew in my garden.

:hammer: :lol:

 

Lovecraft

Member

• Jul 18, 2003

• #6

There once was a chick named Tigsmom
Who met every challenge with aplomb
she handled each stress
with so much finesse
because in her purse was a bomb

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #7

Originally posted by Lovecraft
There once was a chick named Tigsmom
Who met every challenge with aplomb
she handled each stress
with so much finesse
because in her purse was a bomb

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Probably put there by my kids ! :lol:

 

bizkid

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Original Poster

• Jul 18, 2003

• #8

you guys are good

 

WDWFREAK53

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #9

What did Mr. & Mrs. Tyme name their kid who was born on Dec. 31 at 11:59PM???

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #10

JUSTIN!:lol:

 

WDWFREAK53

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #11

VERY GOOD!!!


When is a door...not a door?

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #12

When it's ajar (a jar).

2 in a row for me!:sohappy:

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #13

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

WDWFREAK53

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #14

Wow...Tigsmom impressed me...

What do you get when you have a Yankees fan that realizes they s uck and converts to a Red Sox Fan...

 

WDWFREAK53

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #15

Originally posted by tigsmom
How do you make a tissue dance?

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put a little boogie in it

 

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imagineergurl

Member

• Jul 18, 2003

• #16

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
VERY GOOD!!!


When is a door...not a door?

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When it turns into a driveway

lol now whose the blonde?

 

imagineer boy

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #17

What's MEalSTrOMROCKS's favorite from of transportaion?

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #18

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Wow...Tigsmom impressed me...

What do you get when you have a Yankees fan that realizes they s uck and converts to a Red Sox Fan...

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A Yankee fan WOULD NEVER convert!

(Why did they get Benitez?!!!!!:brick: )

 

WDWFREAK53

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #19

Originally posted by tigsmom
A Yankee fan WOULD NEVER convert!

(Why did they get Benitez?!!!!!:brick: )

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Nooooo the correct answer is "TIGSMOM"

 

tigsmom

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• Jul 18, 2003

• #20

OH, okay...but just for a little while.