Describing Disney Attractions with Haiku

durhay

Active Member

Original Poster

• May 2, 2003

• #1

Yes, I was bored. So I thought of this while adding to the Unfathomable Disney Ideas thread.


With wings you will fly
to exotic ports of call
widening your world

 

Irrawaddy Erik

Well-Known Member

• May 2, 2003

• #2

I have some Disney Haikus somewhere I will have to find them and post em.

Also I remember seeing a site that had a ton of Speedway Haikus.

 

BRER STITCH

Well-Known Member

• May 2, 2003

• #3

Mickey rules this town.
Protecting self from danger -
no mouse traps around.





:drevil:

 

sgeist

Member

• May 2, 2003

• #4

Here's a few from me -- enjoy!

Yo ho! Is the chant,
Animatronic pirates,
Some with hairy legs.

Spinning 'round quickly,
Firing for zero points,
My gun doesn't work.

Relaxing journey,
Above and around the park,
Please remain seated.

 

Irrawaddy Erik

Well-Known Member

• May 5, 2003

• #5

sixteen elephants
soar to meet the hot june sun
fifty minute wait

dolls of all nations
dance and sing a happy song
this is not pirates

 

Woody13

New Member

• May 5, 2003

• #6

Mickey is a mouse

He bites, he chews, he swallows

Other companies

 

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HMGhost13

New Member

• May 5, 2003

• #7

Nine Nine Nine hap haunts
Chilling in this one mansion
Guests await their doom

 

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JLW11Hi

Well-Known Member

• May 5, 2003

• #8

Chineese theater,
Your beautiful art deco
'round a big @$$ hat.

 

pocahontas79

Member

• May 6, 2003

• #9

I like this thread...

Once again its open
step in the elevator
you've just crossed over


we're pollinators
hopping, flying, digging holes
please don't step on us

 

Irrawaddy Erik

Well-Known Member

• May 6, 2003

• #10

walking in a line
now exit to your left please
have a disney day

 

jrashadb

Member

• May 6, 2003

• #11

My fave ride in Epcot...

Traveling through time
Giving us information
Communication

 

RogueHabit

Well-Known Member

• May 6, 2003

• #12

Go down, go up.

With much random excitement

bars they have gone, lap belts now remain

 

Irrawaddy Erik

Well-Known Member

• May 6, 2003

• #13

Nice one jrashadb


spinning round in cups
kids twirl till their hearts content
they leave surprises

 

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FourFourSeven

Member

• May 6, 2003

• #14

I made a mistake
Joined fourth graders in teacups
I'm going to throw up.

 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.

• May 6, 2003

• #15

kali river rapids
chicken in the cue
i'm wet

 

durhay

Active Member

Original Poster

• May 6, 2003

• #16

In Omnimovers
Do all there is to be done
It's fun to be free

 

durhay

Active Member

Original Poster

• May 6, 2003

• #17

Wearing Blue or Gray
A cannonball pays no mind
Beautiful morning

 

BRER STITCH

Well-Known Member

• May 6, 2003

• #18

Lights in the Lagoon
Pixie Sparks ignite the Sky
The world comes alive.

 

Irrawaddy Erik

Well-Known Member

• May 6, 2003

• #19

and good evening folks
thousand points of lights and sounds
the parade starts now

 

DisneyCP2000

Well-Known Member

• May 6, 2003

• #20

Where is the restroom?
It is right behind you sir,
Thank you very much.