If we're adding to Adventureland, there's a gigantic repository of attractions that could be tapped to add to it - DAK. Let's be honest, Animal Kingdom is really just Adventureland on steroids. Not that I'm complaining, I love DAK and the feel of it; it drips with atmosphere IMHO. I can honestly say that the only attraction I can think of that really wouldn't fit very well into Adventureland is Finding Nemo: The Musical. So having said that, if we're moving attractions into the Magic Kingdom to make MK the ultra-awesome park that it could be (ala Main Street USA and One Man's Dream), here are some overall suggestions:
Fantasyland - The Seas with Nemo and Friends, Turtle Talk with Crush, Finding Nemo: The Musical, Toy Story Mania
Liberty Square - The American Adventure
Frontierland - Kali River Rapids (re-themed as DCA's Grizzly River Run), Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes
Adventureland - Expedition Everest, Dinosaur, Soarin', Festival of the Lion King
Tomorrowland - Mission: SPACE, Star Tours
That would be a freaking amazing Magic Kingdom - it would blow Disneyland out of the water.
I don't know, except for the canoes, I would like to keep those attractions in their respective parks, so as to maybe give the guests reason to visit them.
Anyway, moving right along, I need some help with improving the Jungle Cruise. I will put that on hold for the moment until someone can help me with it.
For now, I will move on to another classic, Pirates of the Caribbean. Now, obviously, while it would be nice to bulldoze the ride and rebuild it from scratch, I don't think it's really feasible, financially, logically or physically. So instead, I'll just work with what I've got. Once again, MEW, if you're reading this, please forgive me for any copying of your words on my part.
As with the ride in Disneyland, it will be a win-win for ride and movie fans. The ride changes begin even before you reach the entrance. The barker parrot will be returned, though maybe placed under the present black sail outside the entrance that bears the ride's name. Then the real changes start after you get into your bateau and cast off. The Davy Jones waterfall will be relocated to directly above the single waterfall.
Before you reach that, you will hear the "Dead Men Tell No Tales" line accompanied by Paul Frees' "No fear have ye of evil curses..." line, remastered and played by way of a special set of speakers that will be installed to make the voice float around to various points of the room. Meanwhile, before you go past the ghost ship in the storm, you will see a new treasure trove scene similar to other rides out, but in this case, the skeleton would be created by way of an old Pepper's Ghost effect thought of for the ride way back when:
http://waltdatedworld.bravepages.com/395dda20.jpg.
Davy Jones and his waterfall will become more HD (Is that what you would call it?) and that's about it. This waterfall will be relocated directly above the actual waterfall you go down.
This, of course, lands you in the "bombarding the fort" scene. Here, the dialog is almost left alone - "almost" in the sense that any mentions of Jack Sparrow will be removed from Barbossa's dialogue. If edited correctly, there won't be any worry about having to have Geoffrey Rush re-record more lines.
The well scene will lose its current dialogue and return to the old dialogue respectively. Jack will still remain hiding behind the dress-wearing mannequins. The new assumption is that rather than looking for Jack, the pirates are simply looking for the town's treasure. Jack, of course, who obviously isn't a part of the crew (Barbossa is presumably their captain after all) is secretly searching for the treasure himself, thus why he appears to have found it at the end of the ride.
The chase scene will have a very controversial change: The pirates chasing ladies for love... again. That means that the Pooped Pirate will be back in action here, once again holding the frilly pink underskirt and bragging about the woman whom it belongs too. The terrified girl pokes her head out of the barrel and looks around, quickly lowering his head back down at the sight of the barking dog which grabs the Pooped Pirate's attention. The pirates and the ladies will chase each other around in circles.
What's that? Where's Jack, you say? Well, he's moved to the far left side of the scene. Here, a pirate has fallen asleep in a drunken stupor, the key to the town's treasure vault tightly gripped in one hand, and the map leading to it in his lap. On either side stands a horse and a goat, both in which walk a very sneaky Jack attempt to steal the map and key. Right as Jack is about to get it, the animals make noise, causing him to retract as the pirate makes some horrid noises in the form of snores. Jack goes back and, of course, the animals react. This never-ending sequence is guaranteed to garner a few laughs.
The burning town scene will now have a new sight: a rowboat with two very intoxicated pirates seated in it and filled to overflowing with rum bottles, including some in the water nearby. The fire effect will be made more realistic than ever, as not to allow the shadows of the flapping curtains to appear.
Finally, a brand-new scene will be added. After you go through the treasure room, with Jack seated in it, the old way of disembarking the boat and going up an escalator to leave is now gone for good. Instead, you end the ride the same as in Disneyland: by going up a waterfall! But in this case, the ride's up-ramp will resemble the cargo ramp-type thing used in Paris' version. It's also home to a new version of an old scene: the arsenal, where various intoxicated pirates take potshots at each other, at the guests in the boats and at barrels full of explosives. And instead of just being them singing the classic song, it will involve them speaking like how the pirates in the Disneyland ride speak, when the ride was shown on television:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uYdPjyfs64 (wait until 7:35).
Once at the top of the waterfall, you disembark from the boat, down a new exit path that still leads into the same POTC-themed shop as before. But more on that later...
So concludes the improved POTC at WDW's Magic Kingdom! Next time, I will go into the land's shops and restaurants before moving on...