The Forbidden Mountain thunders with my wrath and frustration.
Why is one of the greatest Disney rides EVER not in Walt Disney World? I am talking about The Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye.
You! You, who is telling me to do a search because I will find the answer. Yeah, you... No, I know what I will find. Bla, bla, bla Dinosaur. Bla bla bla the same ride track / ride system. I don't buy it. I SIMPLY do not buy it. Small World does not preclude Pirates. People Mover does not preclude Haunted Mansion. That Dinosaur ride is UNRECOGNIZABLE as the Indy ride. There MUST be another reason why we don't get that ride.
And you... Yeah you.... The one telling me that you don't like clones. You don't like when we get a McVersion? Really? 'Cause I like Pirates and Mansion and all those rides in Fantasyland. CLONES RULE.
I will not go quietly into that Indiana Jones Stunt Show. I WANT THE INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE IN WDW AND I WANT IT NOW. I AM AS MAD AS A THUGGEE HANGING OFF OF A SLICED SUSPENSION BRIDGE AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I WANT THE REAL EXPLANATION AND I WANT TO BE REASSURED IT IS COMING.