Hi Imagineering! If You Can Read This Please Know...

Okay, now that we know for sure WDI scans message boards, what would you most like to tell them?

Let's make sure to put some positive in as well.:animwink:

As for me:
1. Thanks for bringing in Soarin! Love it!

What the heck were you guys thinking of when you turned the castle into a cake!!!!:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

I doubt that they will even take time to read a thread that's directed at them like this.

They're probably more interested in how people feel about fill-in-the-blank (the research du jour)

unkadug said:

I doubt that they will even take time to read a thread that's directed at them like this.

They're probably more interested in how people feel about fill-in-the-blank (the research du jour)

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Which is why I'm creating a thread here, and not writing a letter to Disney. Just a fun discussion:wave:

Imagineers are people too. When they go home from work they have a private life. I would imagine that many of them are hard core disney fans both inside and outside of work and very well could watch forums like this just for the heck of it like the rest of us do. For example, I am an engineer. Although I don't I know many of my co-workers keep themselves up to date on all new technologies and what-not even though these new technologies may not be related to any of their current projects.

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Which is why I'm creating a thread here, and not writing a letter to Disney. Just a fun discussion:wave:

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Ok.....


Don't go cheap on the HM refurb, please ! :wave:

Dear Imagineers,

You may recall the 27 letters I've sent you over the past year, but if not, please allow me to reiterate some of the key points.

*Please devote more attention to extending the monorail to my house. As I outlined previously, this vital project could easily be accomplished by diverting 85% of funds for ride development, maintenance, and salaries for the next decade. As Walt often said, "Great results require great sacrifice."

*Please give Epcot's Spacesuit Mickey a jetpack. A real one. That would totally rock. Oh, and a laser rifle too.

*I'm planning on visiting over the holidays. Could you build a Harry Potter ride by then? I already told my little sister we were gonna ride it, so it's kind of urgent. No pressure, but....yeah, time's a wastin'.

*I'm disappointed at the lack of progress on the Enviro-Dome over all of property I suggested in one of my previous letters. You're already aware that it rains and ruins people's vacations. What are you waiting for??

*Not to be too demanding, but I would very much like a button that would cause anyone who annoys me in line or on an attraction to experience excruciating muscle cramps. I understand that this would come with some potential for abuse, so perhaps you could keep it behind the counter at Guest Relations and charge, say, 10 bucks for anybody to rent it.

*Downtown Disney is sorely lacking in the brothel department. How do you expect to pass the place off as a bustling magical business district without a Disneyized house of ill repute?

*I previously pointed out the myriad missed opportunities in not combining Animal Kingdom's real animals with your already popular meet and greet character format. Kids + lions + petting = WIN-WIN!

*The Disney-MGM Studios have abandoned their mission of hosting genuine film shoots. As the Monorail Girl and Flash Mountain sites have already proven, there's already a demand for exhibitionists to be able to film themselves doing R- and X-rated things on Disney property. Put 2 and 2 together, people!

*Most of Epcot is boring. Please close the boring parts and burn them.

*Have you made any progress on my underwater resort idea? As I outlined previously, right in the middle of Bay Lake would be an ideal spot.

Thanks for reading and keep up the good work! :wave:

^^^ :ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:
comic genius....thanks for making my day!!

WOW...Wilt Dasney.... that about covers it all ! :lol:

:lol::ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

Wilt Dasney ^^^ = POST OF THE YEAR so far!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO

Wilt Dasney said:

*Most of Epcot is boring. Please close the boring parts and burn them.

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I almost fell out of my chair with this one!!! :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

radiohost said:

What the heck were you guys thinking of when you turned the castle into a cake!!!!:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

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This is proof positive of why donuts should be provided for all business meetings. Empty stomachs=crazy, food-based design ideas.

What do you have to say about this?? :drevil: :fork: :goodnevil



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wilt disney, you are hilarious!

but if the imagineers were ever to see anything..

(hope i dont offend any one...)
what were you guys on when you came up with stitches great escape? Yes, i love stitch. You could have built a nice (hopefully much different than the one now)stitch ride where you placed "poohs playful spot" and kept Alien Encounter!!

You guys ever think about opening a ride themed with Tigger losing his temper????

:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

it can kind of be like mr toads wild ride.
the people in the vehicle are the family who tigger "takes his anger out on"
then they try to sue
they loose because they lied
and then they end up in hell!
(..sorry if that doesnt make sense)

Wilt that was awesome, I thought I was going to ______ my pants before I could finish reading that!:lol::lol::lol::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

Wilt Dasney said:

*Most of Epcot is boring. Please close the boring parts and burn them.

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The whole dang quote was funny but this one was particularly funny to me! Bravo! :sohappy:


I'd like to see the Imagination pavillion redone so that it becomes a true tribute to the Imagineers.

Wilt Dasney said:

Dear Imagineers,

You may recall the 27 letters I've sent you over the past year, but if not, please allow me to reiterate some of the key points.

*Please devote more attention to extending the monorail to my house. As I outlined previously, this vital project could easily be accomplished by diverting 85% of funds for ride development, maintenance, and salaries for the next decade. As Walt often said, "Great results require great sacrifice."

*Please give Epcot's Spacesuit Mickey a jetpack. A real one. That would totally rock. Oh, and a laser rifle too.

*I'm planning on visiting over the holidays. Could you build a Harry Potter ride by then? I already told my little sister we were gonna ride it, so it's kind of urgent. No pressure, but....yeah, time's a wastin'.

*I'm disappointed at the lack of progress on the Enviro-Dome over all of property I suggested in one of my previous letters. You're already aware that it rains and ruins people's vacations. What are you waiting for??

*Not to be too demanding, but I would very much like a button that would cause anyone who annoys me in line or on an attraction to experience excruciating muscle cramps. I understand that this would come with some potential for abuse, so perhaps you could keep it behind the counter at Guest Relations and charge, say, 10 bucks for anybody to rent it.

*Downtown Disney is sorely lacking in the brothel department. How do you expect to pass the place off as a bustling magical business district without a Disneyized house of ill repute?

*I previously pointed out the myriad missed opportunities in not combining Animal Kingdom's real animals with your already popular meet and greet character format. Kids + lions + petting = WIN-WIN!

*The Disney-MGM Studios have abandoned their mission of hosting genuine film shoots. As the Monorail Girl and Flash Mountain sites have already proven, there's already a demand for exhibitionists to be able to film themselves doing R- and X-rated things on Disney property. Put 2 and 2 together, people!

*Most of Epcot is boring. Please close the boring parts and burn them.

*Have you made any progress on my underwater resort idea? As I outlined previously, right in the middle of Bay Lake would be an ideal spot.

Thanks for reading and keep up the good work! :wave:

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:lol: :ROFLOL:

You are nuts..did you know that?....

I do love the bolded parts the best though...