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  1. George Lucas on a Bench

    The Miscellaneous Thought Thread

    This is what this embarrassing forum has done to me. Clearly, my access has been limited and my ability to post censored by coward moderators who really, truly need to get real jobs and actually contribute to society. Which they don't. At all. And they've seemingly intentionally tanked this...
  2. George Lucas on a Bench

    The Miscellaneous Thought Thread

    Yeah, sure! Such delusions.
  3. George Lucas on a Bench

    The Miscellaneous Thought Thread

    I'm shocked, shocked, to find that Bob Jr. paid off Hollyweird actress after bad press and they're all friends now. It could have been an interesting story but it looks like Dizney Damage Control swooped in, a bit late, but not too late.
  4. George Lucas on a Bench

    Proof of Vaccination or Negative COVID Test required for theme parks soon?

    Stay Home! Save Lives! Or just go out and hit up Citywalk, because Coronavirus doesn't go there.
  5. George Lucas on a Bench

    Tiana's Bayou Adventure: Disneyland Watch & Discussion

    Disney needs more Princesses. And Star Wars. And Marvel. It's a recipe for success!
  6. George Lucas on a Bench

    Proof of Vaccination or Negative COVID Test required for theme parks soon?

    I'll still go back to Universal Hollyweird because they have the Bates Motel and Beetlejuice in a face mask and I don't mind wearing one myself to experience that. However, I'm baffled we don't yet have a @TP2000 analysis of the Trust The Experts/The Science (!) and Data absurdity of masks...
  7. George Lucas on a Bench

    Proof of Vaccination or Negative COVID Test required for theme parks soon?

    A good shampoo is only part of what it takes to thicken hair. You'll also need a good leave-in conditioner.
  8. George Lucas on a Bench

    All things Universal Studios Hollywood

    There's also this Bates Motel towel that I don't use because it's just too charming to get dirty, but I admire every morning when I'm taking a dump These little coasters are great, perfect for shot glasses, although they've slapped Floridian imagery on much of this style of classic...
  9. George Lucas on a Bench

    All things Universal Studios Hollywood

    They have amazing merchandise at Universal. There's the Bates Motel Stationary to make your friends back home envious Bates Motel Cabin #1 keychains that look exactly like the one in the Psycho III poster Magnets And E.T. Dizney's Merchandise is garbage. I guess you can get a Ghost...
  10. George Lucas on a Bench

    How does D.land's compensation for new CMs contrast with this?

    Ken Potluck. He's a big proponent of Mobile Ordering. Just what Dizneyland needs.
  11. George Lucas on a Bench

    The Miscellaneous Thought Thread

    Disneyworld does have huge open areas of concrete but it also has many similar pinch points that Disney Land has, which makes the design all the more baffling since they had The Blessing Of Size.
  12. George Lucas on a Bench

    The Miscellaneous Thought Thread

    Dizney's moving operations to Florida because the rent is cheaper and less insane regulations. You see how that works? The higher-ups get in bed with all the right people politically and would never, ever leave the Southern California area mansions they inhabit, but wherever they can save money...
  13. George Lucas on a Bench

    News Jessica Rabbit's Car Toon Spin

    I see some heretofore un-ignored Tik Tok Kids are showing up to demand censorship of people they don't agree with. See, that's the difference between me and all of you. I just ignore ya. You want to deny people the ability to post and judging from the state of this forum for some time now, I'd...
  14. George Lucas on a Bench

    Disney Merriest Nites, an All-New After-Hours Event at Disneyland Park

    The notion that a new Save Dizney campaign could work is laughable. The fanbase takes it up the bum direct from Bob Cheapek and likes it. 15 years ago, it could have made a difference. It will never get anywhere in 2021.
  15. George Lucas on a Bench

    Jessica Rabbit removed from Trunk- Roger Rabbits Cartoon Spin

    Jessica Rabbit has offended me since 1988. Now, the Little Mermaid. That is a Strong Female Character if I ever saw one. A girl who really knows what she wants in life and is willing to sacrifice everything for a man she's never met. In fact, let's give her as much representation in these parks...
  16. George Lucas on a Bench

    Jessica Rabbit removed from Trunk- Roger Rabbits Cartoon Spin

    I'll bet you're not even on Tik Tok.
  17. George Lucas on a Bench

    Jessica Rabbit removed from Trunk- Roger Rabbits Cartoon Spin

    No. What's the matter with you? What are you, a misogynistic bigot? We need more 90 pound women besting the Patriarchy. Just NOT on Dizney Star Wars rides, that's for sure. Now about all the beloved classics. Destroy them.
  18. George Lucas on a Bench

    Jessica Rabbit removed from Trunk- Roger Rabbits Cartoon Spin

    Dizney's constant botched Virtue Signaling attempts at shoehorning Female Empowerment or Diversity into classic attractions. I mean, I don't get it. The new Star Wars attractions feature mainly Caucasian Men. Why don't they change those?
  19. George Lucas on a Bench

    News Jessica Rabbit's Car Toon Spin

    We've got to keep this stuff relevant for modern, more sophisticated audiences. Like Cheez Doodles We can't sell something that looks like this to these sophisticated modern audiences. It's absurd. Couldn't possibly appeal to these sophisticated kids these days. Are ya kidding? There we...
  20. George Lucas on a Bench

    Disney Merriest Nites, an All-New After-Hours Event at Disneyland Park

    Well, I'M going. Get it together and buy these overpriced tickets for a lame 4 hour event with possible fake snow being blown out of a fan and limited overpriced food with small portions to be entirely unsatisfied with while annoying Christmas music blares on the PA system over and over again...
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