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  1. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip First Solo Trip 4/7 - 4/13

    Umm, yeah. You nailed it. I got real thought you were just being an extra weirdo insisting that I meet your friends. That surprise, watching you eat at Cali and hanging in Epcot with you and Baby Wolf are my trip highlights for sure.
  2. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip First Solo Trip 4/7 - 4/13

    I still can't believe you surprised me like that. Might be my most favorite surprise ever! Good thing I'm a clueless idiot and made it nice and easy for you. ;)
  3. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Oh shut up. "You want it all but you can't have it, It's in your face but you can't grab it"; every time I see some idiot post that word that Faith No More song is instantly playing in my head. How about Epic Fail, that's kewl, right? Nope
  4. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Nope, this is legit unbelievable. Epic PTR, good job.
  5. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Wrong buddy, nothing is unbelievable in Disney dude….it's magical. :cat:meow
  6. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Umm, I always said I'd never cut my hair short again but I'd obviously do anything for this awesome crew. You sir, have 2 heads to shave and spray silver….ha! Silver armpits!! Niiiiice! We should see if they'll clip in those extensions at Bibidi Bobidi Boutique, I'm sure they get that...
  7. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    You should be fine, they'll just hand you a sport coat to borrow. Please shave your head and then spray paint it silver too tho
  8. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    I bet we could pay him in hot dogs to play our song live for us by the pool. What else could he possibly be doing? #epic
  9. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    OMG, I love you and where have you been all my life!? Our YouTube videos will have 1 million hits in like 24 hours yo! We'll probably end up on the Today Show because everyone's gong to want to hear our story. Or maybe more like Tosh.0…..haha
  10. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    I think we should probably crash the hoola hoop contest at the kid's pool party. That won't scare anybody. We'll have to have the DJ play the Thong Song, I'm sure they've got that available. That's my jam! We'll have to write this trip report together, a threesome TR is a must. Can't wait for...
  11. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Ummm, yeah @blackthidot is right, we're getting tossed outta there so fast!!
  12. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    I'll pack my whole collection. Nothing like trying on merkins together with your buddy and then heading down to the pool lookin all good! We'll be droppin some jaws for sure! :jawdrop:
  13. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    No!! The tuxedo one is sold out, I'm guessing you got the last one! Jerk
  14. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Wow, that's such an amazing idea, why didn't I think of that?? You're the kewlest!!
  15. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    LOL…the mom in me will keep things under control. We'll fly just under the radar. So when you insist that skinny dipping in rain puddles is a good idea, I will encourage maybe just taking our pants off on Splash instead. Seriously though, we'd get a lot of looks and eyeballs rolling all over...
  16. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Ha, what?? Okay, let's do this thang in September so John can watch! And we don't have as long to count down, those cruises don't start til next year. The foolishness and shenanigans would make for a pretty bada** trip report. :D
  17. bmarkelon

    Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

    Yesssss!! I wanna do a Star Wars cruise too, so let's book a land and sea party! So gangster! And magical.
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