Disney Misheard Lyrics

[wdw2011por]

In Disney's "Newsies" movie, during the opening song, the lyrics go:
"Try any bank or bum or barber, they almost all knows how to read."

My youngest son thought it was the following:
"Try any bank or bum or barber, they almost taught us how to read."

When we heard him sing that we burst into laughter. Now we purposely sing it that way!

 

[EOD K9]

Sounds like Jalapeño to me too.

Soooo Whenya, Gonnna Hava Pizzaaaaa

 

[ChesterKiwi]

From Splash Mountain:

How do you do?
Fine, how are you?
How you come on?
Pretty good - show us your balls.

I swore it was "Pretty good show for Jamal" for a while. I also rode with a guy named Jamal once.

 

[brb1006]

I remember always thinking the song "Scales And Arpeggios" was called "Scales and Spaghettios" when I was little.

 

[MikeTaylorSound]

Yo-Ho, a pirate's life for me...

We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs.

We're beggars and blighters, ne'er do-well cads.

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

When I was a child, I thought one of the lines in Grim Grinning Ghosts was:

"They pretend to tear your eyes."

 

[matt9112]

In Splash Mountain, I've heard "balls", "bone", and "bong".
When I began brainwashing, er I mean introducing, DH to all things Disney, we would listen to a park music CD in the car and he goes, "did the rabbit just say 'show us your bong'"?? So funny.

Well there is that suspicious lamp in splash mountain that looks like a bong.

 

[whitney37354]

Soooo Whenya, Gonnna Hava Pizzaaaaa

Jalapenos-----

We don't eat chihuahuas!

DD & I have made up our own version since we don't know the real words!

 

[Coaster Lover]

Nazivania! Mama ditch the baba!

The translated lyrics are almost as comical as any misheard lyric for this song...

Below is the original lyrics (in Zulu) and their translation...

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Ingonyama [A lion]
Siyo Nqoba [We're going to conquer]
Ingonyama [A lion]
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala [A lion and a leopard come to this open place]

Yes... the whole opening song in "Lion King" is really just saying... "yeah, this movie is about lions..." (nothing more profound or insightful or plot progressing... just.. "hey, look, a lion")

 

[JourneysEnd]

The translated lyrics are almost as comical as any misheard lyric for this song...

Below is the original lyrics (in Zulu) and their translation...

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Ingonyama [A lion]
Siyo Nqoba [We're going to conquer]
Ingonyama [A lion]
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala [A lion and a leopard come to this open place]

Yes... the whole opening song in "Lion King" is really just saying... "yeah, this movie is about lions..." (nothing more profound or insightful or plot progressing... just.. "hey, look, a lion")

Okay, I think I prefer the "we don't eat chihuahuas" version.

 

[brb1006]

The song the Spectromen from Spectromagic sang always were hard to understand especially during the early years of the parade from 1991-1995 where they had robotish voices.

It can be heard from1:03-01:16 mark of the video.