And now it's time for "Conversations I've had with my brother"
A few days ago, he was drinking a glass of water. He was playing with the ice and dropped a cube on the ground
Me: Do not pick it up, do not pick it up, do not pick it up, DO NOT PICK IT UP...
He picks it up and drops it in the glass.
Me: What did I say?
Brother: Not to
Me: And why did you do that?
Brother: I dunno.
I made him throw away the water, which was mostly ice by that point, in a garden nearby
Later:
Me: Go down the water slide with me.
Brother: No
Me: Come on.
Brother: No
Me: Yes
Brother: No
Me: If you don't go down the water slide with me, I'll make you watch Frozen when we get back to the room
Brother: Let's go down the water slide.
Today, as we were getting on the elevator after the fireworks.
Me: We are getting on this elevator.
Brother: Press the button!
Me: We've been waiting ten minutes; we are getting on this elevator.
When my parents got back a little later (and the crowds had cleared)
Brother: *runs over to Mom* I have to press the button!
Like living with Sheldon sometimes.