How would you make your least favorite attraction even worse?

[IMFearless]

Politically Incorrect Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor: Uncensored & Unapologetic

Could be interesting, they are very careful to be politically correct.

My Mum got picked last time we were in laugh floor, which was unfortunate for them as she is profoundly deaf and uses sign language or lip reads as her main method of communication. Basically, I had to explain the situation briefly, and then had to act as an interpreter for her by repeating what they were saying, so she could then understand and answer them. It was hysterical for all involved, but you could tell they were being extremely careful not to offend.

It would be hilarious if they just let rip, must be extremely tempting for them doing that all day.

 

[zurgandfriend]

A stitch in Time, insert Stitch into each phase of the CoP.

 

[copcarguyp71]

It came to me in an epiphany....

Universe of Kardashians!

 

[draybook]

It's a Small Michael Jackson World. Think of thousands of tiny Captain EO MJ dolls singing over and over and over.

 

[Brer Panther]

How about instead of It's a Small World, we get It's a Small World of Our Latest IPs?

Every doll is replaced by a character from a franchise that Disney is milking the heck out of (such as Frozen).

 

[graphite1326]

Gotta love the censor filter.
Was reading a thread about Mary Poppins and went from enraged to amused by a user saying "That guy that plays Bert..."

Also, never, EVER try to type out the name of this object:

The censor will not stand for it.

fannypack?

 

[mf1972]

it's a small world in North Korea.

 

[Flippin'Flounder]

fannypack?

Try it with a space

 

[Maelstrom Troll]

Try it with a space

Pack? Works fine for me

How about "Pirates of Somalia"? A boat ride real full of real plundering pirates, so turn out your pockets! However it will be a treat compared to the "Swiss Family Skyscraper" with more stairs, more pushy kids, and a view facing the parking lot. Then off to the "Seven Dwarves Mine Pain" with seats 25% smaller! Lastly, line up your fast pass for "The Rockin Chair Rollercoaster" where you go zero - gentle rocking in 10 seconds flat.

 

[Flippin'Flounder]

Pack? Works fine for me

How about "Pirates of Somalia"? A boat ride real full of real plundering pirates, so turn out your pockets! However it will be a treat compared to the "Swiss Family Skyscraper" with more stairs, more pushy kids, and a view facing the parking lot. Then off to the "Seven Dwarves Mine Pain" with seats 25% smaller! Lastly, line up your fast pass for "The Rockin Chair Rollercoaster" where you go zero - gentle rocking in 10 seconds flat.

F*nny

 

[Fantasmicguy]

A stitch in Time, insert Stitch into each phase of the CoP.

I have literally thought about this ride happening. I can feel the fan outrage. And an ending in which stitch destroys the whole finale scene.

 

[Fantasmicguy]

The Chronicle of Narnia Experience part 3

 

[Matt_Black]

Swiss Family Treehouse- Now with more stairs!!!

 

[Phineas]

fannypack?

Ahhh look at you- I typed it out as pack, and it put an end to it. One word it is.

 

[Brer Panther]

Swiss Family Treehouse- Now with more stairs!!!

 

[Phineas]

"THIS IS THE RIDE!"
My brother and I use this all the time at WDW.

 

[roj2323]

Stitch's Great Escape now in Portuguese with ultra realistic spit effects.

 

[Wikkler]

Stitch's Great Escape now in Portuguese with ultra realistic spit effects.

Every attraction now in Portuguese to meet Disney's largest demographic.
All celebrities will be replaced by Brazilian ones.
Get ready for Aventura Energia de Danilo...

 

[Figaro928]

The People Mover - but without the cars . just a long treadmill.

 

[Figaro928]

Inspired by Ellen's Energy Adventure, Disney decides to shoehorn even more 90s TV shows into Future World.

"The Seas With Nemo and F-R-I-E-N-D-S"

"The Fresh Prince of the Land"

"Seinfeld Earth"

"Smelly fish, Smelly fish, What are they feeding you?"
Could I be any more of a shark???

Innnnn West Future World - germinated and raised, in the greenhouse is where i spent most of my days..... (too white to think of more)

Whhhhats the deal with the Phoneticians???

yeah, i'm in....