Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[Goofyernmost]

"Please join the Marlins Foundation for an evening of fun and stakes at the Craps, Blackjacks, Roulette, Poker and Domino tables as you rub elbows with your favorite Marlins players, coaches and alumni. Enjoy a night filled with hors d'oeuvres, open bars, dancing and entertainment, with the breathtaking view of downtown Miami."

This is an annual charity event they call "Fish 'N Chips." (Get it?) Tickets are $100. The number of Marlins players who showed up at the event this year to "rub elbows with" fans was...

Spoiler

...zero.

$100.00 AND NO RIDES!!! What a ripoff! Did Bob Iger organize it?

Spoiler

I know this was about the painful lack of Marlin's players, but, I couldn't resist. Sorry!

 

[Lucky]

$100.00 AND NO RIDES!!! What a ripoff! Did Bob Iger organize it?

Spoiler

I know this was about the painful lack of Marlin's players, but, I couldn't resist. Sorry!

They do have a theme-park-like thing in their outfield...

 

[trr1]

• May 23: National Taffy Day

 

[unkadug]

• May 23: National Taffy Day

Is there a difference in Salt Water Taffy and just Taffy?

 

[PUSH]

27 days!

 

[PUSH]

Two come to mind immediately.

 

[Lucky]

Group Project Face

 

[acishere]

Is there a difference in Salt Water Taffy and just Taffy?

Salt water taffy is usually softer. That's the only difference I've noticed.

 

[unkadug]

Salt water taffy is usually softer. That's the only difference I've noticed.

I remember my grandmother making taffy and me helping her "pull" it. It was a soft sticky mess that any kid would love.

 

[Lucky]

My earliest recollection of taffy and taffy pulls is from watching Beverly Hillbillies re-runs in the mid-70s.

 

[Nemo14]

I always thought there was no difference - it's all taffy, But I could be wrong.

 

[Lucky]

I always thought there was no difference - it's all taffy, But I could be wrong.

Maybe the difference is that you can charge more when you add colorful adjectives?

 

[Nemo14]

Maybe the difference is that you can charge more when you add colorful adjectives?

that have nothing to do with the product?

 

[Lucky]

that have nothing to do with the product?

"The truth is overrated." According to Wikipedia no salt water is used in making salt water taffy.

 

[Nemo14]

"The truth is overrated." According to Wikipedia no salt water is used in making salt water taffy.

I knew that! It's just a tourist thing.

 

[PUSH]

"The truth is overrated." According to Wikipedia no salt water is used in making salt water taffy.

My innocence has just been robbed.

 

[Lucky]

I only eat chocolate candy so I never thought about what was in taffy or how it's made.

 

[PUSH]

I'm just going to put it out there that Laffy Taffy is much better than that Frowny Taffy.

 

[Lucky]

I'm just going to put it out there that Laffy Taffy is much better than that Frowny Taffy.

So that's where you get all your jokes - from the inside of Laffy Taffy wrappers.

 

[acishere]

Maybe the difference is that you can charge more when you add colorful adjectives?

Shh... are you trying to put my neighborhood stores out of business?!