Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[Nemo14]

Oh...I thought he got ripped from his trips to Disney!

no, that would be "ripped off".

 

[acishere]

no, that would be "ripped off".

But I can book a Pop room for like $100 a night for the end of August. And in August I can sweat all my calories away.

 

[PUSH]

Should I just assume both my classes today are actually cancelled, and it's just a cruel April Fool's Day joke? Same for the homework?

 

[Nemo14]

Should I just assume both my classes today are actually cancelled, and it's just a cruel April Fool's Day joke? Same for the homework?

Why are they cancelled?

 

[PUSH]

Why are they cancelled?

They aren't, but I was hoping it's just a prank that the professors didn't cancel them.

 

[NYwdwfan]

They aren't, but I was hoping it's just a prank that the professors didn't cancel them.

Threaten to sue!

 

[Nemo14]

They aren't, but I was hoping it's just a prank that the professors didn't cancel them.

They just want you to drive (your car) to campus first.

 

[PUSH]

They just want you to drive (your car) to campus first.

 

[NYwdwfan]

 

[NYwdwfan]

What's yours is mine. What's mine is mine. Even if I use your money to pay for it. MINE!!

 

[Nemo14]

What's yours is mine. What's mine is mine. Even if I use your money to pay for it. MINE!!

 

[PUSH]

It's a high of 72 here today. I haven't been outside yet today, so I'm not sure if it's a prank or not by the Weather Channel.

 

[Lucky]

Did you get the gym?

I'm sure they eventually did - it's one of the biggest federal office buildings anywhere - but I was only there for the summer.

 

[JenniferS]

" I can't be out of money, I still have checks left."

Well, drats! That was Plan B.

 

[Goofyernmost]

I'm already all muscle so they don't think it is necessary that I exercise anymore.

Hey, me too! I even added a thick layer of fat to protect those muscles from injury!

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

What's yours is mine. What's mine is mine. Even if I use your money to pay for it. MINE!!

Please tell me this is just a joke, and you don't honestly think this way. If this is for real, then I pity you and the way you are being raised. I don't know how old you are, nor is it any of my business. But when you are an adult, you will realize that life does not owe you anything. You earn what you get. If something you have belongs to someone else, and they are letting you use it as a privilege...have feelings of gratitude, not entitlement.

Sorry if I come across as preachy. I'd just hate to see you go through life thinking the world owes you one thing after another. You don't want to wind up like that spoiled brat girl from the Willy Wonka movie.

 

[PUSH]

This is the map of the most "liked" MLB teams on Facebook. Looks like some people got tired of commuting from NY to Baltimore to afford the cheaper prices, so they just moved closer instead.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Please tell me this is just a joke, and you don't honestly think this way. If this is for real, then I pity you and the way you are being raised. I don't know how old you are, nor is it any of my business. But when you are an adult, you will realize that life does not owe you anything. You earn what you get. If something you have belongs to someone else, and they are letting you use it as a privilege...have feelings of gratitude, not entitlement.

Sorry if I come across as preachy. I'd just hate to see you go through life thinking the world owes you one thing after another. You don't want to wind up like that spoiled brat girl from the Willy Wonka movie.

I want an Oompa Loompa NOW daddy!!!!

 

[NYwdwfan]

This is the map of the most "liked" MLB teams on Facebook. Looks like some people got tired of commuting from NY to Baltimore to afford the cheaper prices, so they just moved closer instead.

I can't even wrap my head around how funny this map is.

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

This is the map of the most "liked" MLB teams on Facebook. Looks like some people got tired of commuting from NY to Baltimore to afford the cheaper prices, so they just moved closer instead.

Looks like my Texas Rangers have one of the largest fan base areas. #Winning