Valhalla Golf - Rickie Fowler's trousers

[Goofyernmost]

My aunt would give us each a book of Lifesavers (10 or 12 rolls back then!), and we'd make them last for weeks.

I had forgotten about them, but, I must have gotten a million of those over the years. Good flashback!

 

[acishere]

Today's wake-up picture
Dating via Hypnosis Time...

How you doin?

 

[PUSH]

 

[PUSH]

 

[NYwdwfan]

This was just delivered to my office.

 

[Nemo14]

This was just delivered to my office. View attachment 76983

Is it life size?

 

[NYwdwfan]

Is it life size?

It's about a foot in each direction and it is filled with cookies. It's insane. We attacked it like the kids in the chocolate room at Willy Wonka's factory.

 

[Nemo14]

It's about a foot in each direction and it is filled with cookies. It's insane. We attacked it like the kids in the chocolate room at Willy Wonka's factory.

Are you sure it was for you? - oops too late!

 

[Lucky]

Are you sure it was for you? - oops too late!

Just replace it with this one I made - they won't be able to tell the difference!

 

[Nemo14]

I used to make those with graham crackers with my kids were little. Mine looked amazingly like that - I always blamed it on the kids.

 

[trr1]

I got my Christmas bonus

100 grand and change

 

[Lucky]

I got my Christmas bonus
View attachment 76995
100 grand and change

I have a lot of Christmas bonuses then! That sounds so much better than "Halloween leftovers."

 

[acishere]

I got my Christmas bonus
View attachment 76995
100 grand and change

Is it enough to cover the costs of that pool you want to build?

 

[NYwdwfan]

Is it enough to cover the costs of that pool you want to build?

Jelly of the month club!!

 

[acishere]

Jelly of the month club!!

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Meg Crofton, my supreme overlord, right here tonight. I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there at the Grand Floridian with all the other rich people and I want her brought right here, with a big ribbon on her head, and I want to look her straight in the eye and I want to tell her what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, bleepless, hopeless, heartless, fat-butt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey dookie she is! Hallelujah! Holy carp! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[JenniferS]

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Meg Crofton, my supreme overlord, right here tonight. I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there at the Grand Floridian with all the other rich people and I want her brought right here, with a big ribbon on her head, and I want to look her straight in the eye and I want to tell her what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, bleepless, hopeless, heartless, fat-butt, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey dookie she is! Hallelujah! Holy carp! Where's the Tylenol?

What's wrong with kissing dogs?
I give Holly a little peck on the top of the head, now and again.

 

[acishere]

What's wrong with kissing dogs?
I give Holly a little peck on the top of the head, now and again.

Blame the Christmas Vacation screenwriter Meg for that part of the rant

I just copied and pasted his words. Then changed a few words and added foreign flags to the cuss words because the censor here is a RACIST!

 

[PUSH]

Weird way to end it, Craig. I just saw the last 10 minutes.

 

[acishere]

Weird way to end it, Craig. I just saw the last 10 minutes.

It was a reference to 3 famous series finales: Newhart, Sopranos, and I forget which show did the snow globe thing.

 

[PUSH]

It was a reference to 3 famous series finales: Newhart, Sopranos, and I forget which show did the snow globe thing.

Oh that makes more sense. I haven't really kept up on Craig since the summer, either.