It's pig roast day! The day that all the rednecks in the 'burgh gather in my redneck neighbors yard and cook them a pig on a spit. The pig bringing in ceremony (5guys carrying the pig, one guy blowing a trumpet, I kid you not) has already taken place and the corpse is on the spit and dear lawd it smells good.
This party will rage on from around 3,4 pm to somewhere around 5 am. Pig, food, beer, more pig, lots of beer, a bounce house (can't see how this could possibly go bad) and more pig. Woohoo!
I'm gettin my redneck on later. Kicking off the day with a trip to the flea market, because it's only fitting.