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[Nemo14]

I have been taken down logging roads to get to my destination by GPS before.

You know your in trouble when the telephone poles just STOP.

Your telephone poles usually go? We have stationary ones here up north.

 

[unkadug]

Your telephone poles usually go? We have stationary ones here up north.

You should see them...they put on quite the show. The can-can is the best though!

 

[Nemo14]

You should see them...they put on quite the show. The can-can is the best though!

*puts checking out the Dancing Poles of Alabama on my bucket list*

 

[unkadug]

*puts checking out the Dancing Poles of Alabama on my bucket list*

Don't be disappointed if you don't see them at first...they can be quite shy performing in front of people they haven't met.

Plus, you really need to take certain medications in combinations before they really open up.

 

[Nemo14]

Don't be disappointed if you don't see them at first...they can be quite shy performing in front of people they haven't met.

Plus, you really need to take certain medications in combinations before they really open up.

Maybe I'll wear a clever disguise...

 

[Lucky]

I thought if I googled "dancing poles" I'd get images of Polish people dancing.

It seems I'm the naive innocent type.

 

[Nemo14]

I thought if I googled "dancing poles" I'd get images of Polish people dancing.

It seems I'm the naive innocent type.

Yes pole dancing is not the same as dancing poles.

 

[acishere]

Yes pole dancing is not the same as dancing poles.

In Soviet Russia, pole dance on YOU!

 

[NYwdwfan]

I talk with my hands sometimes like that when I'm on the phone...

Of course you do...you're from Jersey!

 

[acishere]

Of course you do...you're from Jersey!

*hand signals you*

 

[NYwdwfan]

*hand signals you*

State bird of NJ?

 

[acishere]

State bird of NJ?

I didn't realize there was an American Goldfinch in my hand.

 

[ChimneySweep49]

On the other hand we had exited off the Blue Ridge Parkway once to get gas in a tiny town and decided to just head back to Roanoke from there. We went through some rural roads, but when the GPS told us to take a right across what was an overgrown cow path, we decided to shut the thing off and follow our own instincts instead.

That sounds like a trap of sorts. Maybe the freaks from The Hills Have Eyes somehow hacked into your GPS system.

 

[NYwdwfan]

I didn't realize there was an American Goldfinch in my hand.

The other bird.

 

[trr1]

The other bird.

oh a segull

 

[ChimneySweep49]

oh a segull

Luckiest creature on the face of the planet if you ask me. If you're sole purpose in life was to bum around the beach, get free food & handouts because you're "cute", and be able to legally poop on people you didn't like at will...could it get any better than that?

 

[acishere]

As a resident of the jersey shore, cute is the last thing I would call a seagull...

Luckiest creature on the face of the planet if you ask me. If you're sole purpose in life was to bum around the beach, get free food & handouts because you're "cute", and be able to legally poop on people you didn't like at will...could it get any better than that?

 

[JenniferS]

I got 6 - and most I got right were only because I knew the other choices were wrong.

Ditto.

 

[JenniferS]

10 Russian soldiers captured in the Ukraine the other day say they wandered across the border by mistake.

Now thousands of them seem to be wandering across the border by mistake.

Darn that GPS!!!

 

[trr1]

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