Ruin A Beloved Attraction!

EagleScout610

Always causin' some kind of commotion downstream
Premium Member
The Country Brer Bear Jamboree: Now every character is Brer Bear, including all the women.

Rock n Rollercoaster Starring the Rock Afire Explosion
 

mf1972

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get a buzz on light beer spin. drink as much light beer & maybe get a buzz before getting on the ride & get ready to spin your vehicle & hit those targets with projectile vomit to get a high score 🤢🤮
 

Almac97

Active Member
Expedition Everlast

Instead of a broken Yeti at the end, the train comes to a stop and you listen to a broken record of "What It's Like".

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KCheatle

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The Haunted Man Bun: a crossover with body wars, go inside a man bun and get up close and personal with 999 of the various bugs and bacteria discovered in man buns and killed by scientists. If you have a man bun, watch out for the hitchhikers!
 

KCheatle

Well-Known Member
Living with the Bland: a look back at all of the amazing rides and experiences once imagineered for WDW but scrapped for less expensive and bland alternatives or ... no alternatives at all.
 

MaryJaneP

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Ruin, such a harsh term for some attractions we hold so dear.
So many thoughts stirred by some of the above great submissions, to riff off the Pirates of the Internet theme, give all the AA's an IPhone to stare helplessly at, even replace the keys the dog is tempting the inmates with, with an IPhone. "Dead WIFI tells no tale"

In addition to my previous suggestion that SSE be narrated by Dikembe Mutombo, an above post brought Foster Brooks to mind as an illogical but humorous suggestion (if he is still around), if not, Drunk History could do a hilarious SSE narration. To completely thin out the lines, have Roseanne Barr narrated SSE. It seems to be keeping with the underwhelming attention being paid to attractions that once made WDW great.
or
SSE narrated by Yoko Ono
Rock N Rollercoaster featuring music by Yanni and Enya
Potpourri - jumble the various tunes throughout the parks for example have "It's a small world" at COP, Splash's music at SM, Country Bear tunes at HOP, Ariel adventure soundtrack at TOT, etc. The combinations themselves are seemingly endless.
 
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jloucks

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Here's something fun for the holiday weekend- take a fun, popular attraction, and make a change so it's terrible. And please, no sarcastic response. "Put Frozen in Maelstrom! Dur-hurr-hurr! Because they're already doing that! Derp."

I'll begin.

Trump Tower of Terror
" The last drop? It's gonna be yuuuuuuge."

Let's just remove 20,000 Leagues, that will make it better. :rolleyes::p
 

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