The Offical WDWMagic Chuck Norris Joke Thread

[SAV]

If Chuck Norris was to wear Mickey Ears, they would be the ones from the Earful Tower.

 

[ScorpionX]

At Wendy's, only Chuck Norris knows when it's real.

 

[SAV]

When Chuck Norris was "That Guy", Mike Wazowski made fun of the guy across the aisle from him.

 

[trr1]

if Chuck Norris were president there would be no wars

 

[Darth Tater]

if Chuck Norris were president there would be no survivors.

 

[PUSH]

If Chuck Norris were on Survivor, there would be no competition.

(Sorry, I don't make Chuck Norris jokes... )

 

[trr1]

if chuck norris was on americas got talent Simon Cowell would not say a bad word

 

[SAV]

You know why there are so many light bulbs out all over WDW? Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with them...Chuck Won!

 

[ScorpionX]

Chuck Norris can defeat Slenderman in a staring contest.

Apple pays Chuck Norris $0.99 every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris used to be a knight at Kign Arthur's round table. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

 

[ScorpionX]

Chuck Norris frequently messes with Texas. (sorry if this is a repeat)

 

[trr1]

when clara peller was asking "where's the beef" she was looking for chuck norris

 

[SAV]

Chuck Norris will still be able to refill his old mugs at the RFID drink stations.

 

[mickeysbrother]

Disney doesn't grow or cut their lawn. They have chuck Norris daring it to grow.

 

[Darth Tater]

Be careful if you type Chuck Norris's name. He might hear you and

 

[StarWarsGirl]

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If Chuck Norris were on Survivor, there would be no competition.

(Sorry, I don't make Chuck Norris jokes... )

It's okay. Chuck Norris would like it anyway.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Be careful if you type Chuck Norris's name. He might hear you and

Tater? Tater!!!

 

[bsiev1977]

Be careful if you type Chuck Norris's name. He might hear you and

Good one. I must be tired, it took me a bit to get it.

 

[ScorpionX]

China Buffet King used to be an an all-you-can-eat until Chuck Norris went there and ate all the food, 4 waiters, 6 tables, and an oven. It's now an all-the-food-you-can-eat.

 

[ScorpionX]

Chuck Norris was originally considered to play Leonidas in 300, but had to be replaced when he kept roundhouse kicking the Persians into outer space.

 

[ScorpionX]

When Chuck Norris ran for President, the President ran away.

Chuck Norris declared war on Atlantis and won.

Chuck Norris breathes in carbon monoxide and breathes out oxygen.